Hot off the press today, Miami has a new wide receiver. It is unbelievable what this wide receiver can do. It is said that he just walked in at the end of the practice session. Will this give the Dolphins the much needed talent to achieve their first win of there dismal season.

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

 
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26 Comments on Miami Dolphins sign a new Wide Receiver. (today's funny)

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A Turkey couldn't do much wose than they are playing right now.

11:17am • #1
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Steve, you got that right. I have never seen a team not click like these bunch of guys. And now Thomas is ut indefinately. OUCH.
11:19am • #2
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The Dolphins could use about 11 of these walk-ons and play them on both sides of the ball and have one to walk the sidelines. 
11:24am • #3
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this is a funny one.  Even our Eagles beat the dolphins last week!

Don
11:38am • #4
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Ricky! Where is Ricky Williams when you need him? Oh, I see him...just back from his trip! Did ya bring me anything from Nepal Ricky?
11:41am • #5
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Ntsike Willis, very funny. ROFLMAO.

Don, what will the Eagles do without McNabb.

Rich, you ain't right..
11:44am • #6
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Hey Danny, do you think Rich, could get me one of those new Ricky Williams patches on Ebay??? LOL!!

 

We told a depressed die hard Miami fan to hold 0-10 in the mirror and squint..... it'll make him feel better!

 

 
7:13pm • #7
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That was cute. And to the turkey...yes, the season lasts past Thanksgiving. The real turkey's couldn't do any worse than the human turkeys that claim to be playing the game! Thanks for the laugh.
9:54pm • #8
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Debbie, I am sure that Rich can find it for you. Welcome back.

Cris, you know you can count on me.
10:04pm • #9
NOV
21
2007
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LOL Danny..very funny as always!Ricky is on the way to help them to that 1 win...if not the season could go up in smoke;)
6:08am • #10
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Danny,  Another good one!  Although, the turkey would probably help the team... he certainly couldn't make it any worse.
6:11am • #11
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Rick, very true.

Martin, I do not believe that anything could make there team worse.
10:39am • #12
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Great Post!  Very Funny and RICH, I LOVE YOUR RICKY PICK!
7:03pm • #13
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Michael, thanks for stopping by and commenting.
11:14pm • #14
NOV
22
2007
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The big irony to me is that the Patriots could be the first undefeated team since the Dolphins did it in 1973, and it could happen in the same year that Miami is winless.  How cruel is that?
1:38am • #15
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Jason, ironic is the key word there. It did not even come to thought until you just mentioned it.
8:08am • #16
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Not too mention...The Dolphins and Pats could be picking 1-2 in the draft...LOL
2:44pm • #17
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Rick, now that is IRONIC.
3:16pm • #18
NOV
26
2007
139,497 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

And he's back! Yes, it is true! The Ricky Williams, who was cut off at the knees (not just in my pic) a couple of years ago, is back to save the Dolphins!

BLR - Nice pun!

Debbie and Michael - Glad I could make you both smile...more info on Ricky's return is highlighted on http://www.hightimes.com/ht/news/content.php?bid=707&aid=3 <<<smile>>>
12:48pm • #19
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Rich----- that Ricky Williams graphic was classic!!!!!! The ironic thing about it is that Williams is a decent player but he just can not keep clean.

The Dolphins are going to get trashed by the Steelers tonight.

Eddy

 
3:01pm • #20
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Eddy, I heard rumors that Ricky was going to smoke out the steelers before the game. LOL
4:10pm • #21
NOV
27
2007
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Eddy - Think Ricky used it medicinally last night for that shoulder injury??? <<<smile>>> I couldn't agree more with you that he was a great player and has this opportunity to make a comeback. The ball is, once again, in his court....I said ball not bong!
1:20pm • #22
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Rich, you are not right.
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