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el crappingHow many of you of ever had to do this?  I can remember at least twice ever. And it wasn't like I could hop in the cart and hold it. Just thank god for leaves and one time, I had a hanky on me...  ;o)  Okay... is this TMI??  Just some golfers hanging around the 19th hole, drinking and talking the shit....

 

Would love to hear some more of these so-called stories. Just beware of the pointed trees or bears sneaking up on you.

 

20 Comments on Have you ever had to squat on the golf course?

Jeff- TMI?

Maybe.....

BTW - Does a bear.....?

Personally, I'd never do this- uh, yeah - that's it - too much class ;-)

12/20/2006 05:34 AM by PGA National, BallenIsles, Mirasol - Marc Blasi (Leibowitz Realty / Knightlines Mortgage)


Marc....  class?  lol  I am sssoooooo sorry. SO, if you had to go... I mean, really go, you would just crap in your pants?   lol  

12/20/2006 06:54 AM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


I can honestly say that I have never had this happen to me.  And yes, TMI.

12/20/2006 07:47 AM by Knightlines Mortgage Services, LLC


ha ha ha... never happened to you.  SO>...

 

let me ask this to all you honest people out there.    You are out on the golf course.... you have a sudden urge to go and go bad. You are on the 13 th hole and this course doesn't have any bathrooms out on the course and you are a good 5 minutes away from the clubhouse. You WILL not make it and you know it.

Question:  Do you hop in the woods or do you just let it go in the pants?

Marc...  there are only two answers, so which is it?   Jason?  anyone else?

12/20/2006 07:55 AM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


Jeff - I can honestly say that in 20 years of playing this has never happened to me.

I don't think I've ever been on a course that didn't have a restroom every few holes!

12/20/2006 10:16 AM by PGA National, BallenIsles, Mirasol - Marc Blasi (Leibowitz Realty / Knightlines Mortgage)


Marc.. Marc.... Marc... Marc...     this is suppose to be fun. But now I am questioning everyone's reading abilities....   if you scroll back up, I asked... which road would you take it it happened...   I never defined when these stories took place... they were in the 80's....   even public courses have changed now. I never did say, ....prestigious golf course ... $120,000 membership, and Arnold Palmer has played there... sure, they would have places to go every 10 feet... lol

12/20/2006 11:28 AM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


This was definitely TMI.

Personally I have not had to do this either, although I have been playing golf with some who did.

To answer your question...I ask another question.  How cold outside is it?  I have a hard enough time finding my golf balls!

12/20/2006 02:44 PM by Robert D. Ashby, CMPS - Solid Rock Mortgage Corporation


It's cold around here.

Overall.... you guys actually suck.  It's a basic question....  forget about being upfront and honest. It's a question...  hypothetically..... if you had to go, which would you do?????    Is that asking for much. So far, each one of you are just skating around the question. What happened to having some fun???

12/20/2006 02:49 PM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


Jeff,

FYI, my question about the cold was in response to your question.  Not trying to dodge it, jsut need more info.  If it is warm, I would likely find a set of bushes and unload.  If it is cold, there are other issues as I mentioned.  That may change my mind..lol.

Blueberry...appropriate?

12/20/2006 03:19 PM by Robert D. Ashby, CMPS - Solid Rock Mortgage Corporation


lol... gotcha....   Okay... the weather is 80 degrees and sunny.... and not snow flake in site.  Besides....I really don't like playing in the cold...with gloves on...etc etc. The coldest that I ever played was when I went to Myrtle Beach  around the beginning of March one time..... it was in the 50's......  maybe high 50's... low 60's?   

12/20/2006 03:22 PM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


I have played golf in the snow before.  Those orange balls come in handy those days.

12/20/2006 07:20 PM by Robert D. Ashby, CMPS - Solid Rock Mortgage Corporation


I guess Marc isn't coming back....  he doesn't like to have fun... lol   And Jason????  hhhmmmm  Guys... this was just a question.... it wasn't truth or dare.... 

12/20/2006 07:27 PM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


Sorry guys-

I was out on the slopes all day - damn I love CO this time of year!

 Don't worry - I'll be back for the Golf tournament on fri....

12/20/2006 07:54 PM by PGA National, BallenIsles, Mirasol - Marc Blasi (Leibowitz Realty / Knightlines Mortgage)


HUH?  You are actually skiing?  and you didn't invite me?  In any case.. how about answering the question above????  

12/20/2006 07:57 PM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


Sorry... I just got back.  Long day.  Wouldn't you know it, there is no toilet paper next to the shrubs out there on the 13 hole.  Turns out that those three leaved plants are bad, I think the doctor called it poison ivy.  I can't remember because I was fading in and out from the drugs they gave me to counter the snake bite I got while pulling my pants back up... apparently, it slithered into my pants while they were around my ankles.  But I am feeling much better now.  (Actually I was at a couple meetings and a closing.  This is the first I have been on the computer all day)

12/20/2006 10:57 PM by Knightlines Mortgage Services, LLC


I thought that was what the hole was for on the greens.

12/22/2006 08:43 AM by Rob Robinson- Lehigh Valley PA (Bertrum Settlements (Title & Abstract))


I have been playing golf for 43 years and I have never had to do this. This past June a buddy of mine left me on the ninth hole while he took the cart to shack between the ninth and tenth tee. He just couldn't wait a moment longer. 

Happy New Year .

Jay 

12/31/2006 07:13 PM by Jay McGillicuddy~Real Estate Broker (Prudential Verani Realty)


Well, I guess I'm the only one with any class-

granted, it's all low!

12/31/2006 09:02 PM by PGA National, BallenIsles, Mirasol - Marc Blasi (Leibowitz Realty / Knightlines Mortgage)


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