I had a friend E-Mail me this the other day. I thought maybe others could use a bit of a pick me up.
An elderly man in a home care facility walked up to the pretty nurse attendant...
"Bet you can't tell me how old I am." he told her.
"I bet I can." she chided back.
"OK, then how old am I.'
She told the elderly man to drop his pants and she proceeded to fondle his jewels...
"You are 83." she told the man.
"Wow, your are right." he said. "You could tell that by fondling me?"
"No." said the nurse. "I knew because you told me Yesterday!"
I wonder if that would work for me?
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