Things My Dog Ate This Week. Thought I'd start keeping track of what goes through our dogs' digestive tracts, in case the vet needs to know for emergency exploratory surgery. I'm sure the list is twice as long as what's below.
I am making them both watch Night Two of Westminster Kennel Club Dog show so they can see how dogs are SUPPOSED to act. They will also notice that the treats the handlers give these dogs are smaller then erasers, not larger than melons.
1. Eyeglasses
2. Eyeglass case 
3. One winter boot
4. Sentrilock card 
5. Bluetooth earpiece
6. Doggie Bed
7. $50 worth of doggie toys
8. $20 worth of doggie bones
9. Coffee Table 
10.$20 worth of doggie treats
11. All of the snow off the patio (obviously they've never
heard of Frank Zappa's "Please Don't Eat That Yellow Snow")
12. One blanket
13. Toilet paper 
14. One "Hello Kitty" dollhouse roof
15. One Wii remote
16. A lovely Pier One basket
17. Every fake apple, pear and pine cone in the house
18. 3 Plastic Cups 
I sure hope this puppy/teething phase is almost over with! I swear they are never out of my sight and still I'll look down and there will be a foreign object sticking out of their mouth. I think they have secret time warp capabilities or hypnotic stares that make their shenanigans invisible to me. Most of the above items were up high. We discovered that with goldendoodles, their height needs to include their reach, too.
Wow, all that in a week. Thankfully our dog is past this.
Twelve Ounce Poundcake (The Oxymoron Diaries)
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