This post was inspired by another one that I just answered. I was just thinking about how funny it is when you call another office for showing instructions and they say things like. "Knock, wipe your feet, leave a card and don't forget to call on Sparky the Dog as you enter so that he won't be nervous. Sparky is a friendly beagle."

 Maybe a loose Guinea pig or two?

Don't get me wrong, I'm a pet person, too. I love animals, but sometimes it can get quirky when the pets are part of the showing process. I've had all sorts of pet instructions throughout my career to include:

"Don't let the Cat out."

"You can let the white cat out, but the beige cat will hide..."

"Call dog's name as you enter..."

"Dog is blind, so speak to her in a calming voice and use her name frequently..."

"There may be an iguana in the bathtub..."

"Dogs in garage may bight..."

What are some of YOUR most recent pet instructions?