2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #7)

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2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #7)

DEADBEAT IN A BAR

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."

So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"

But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."

The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."

The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."

BUY ME OUT

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day and learn the business."

The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate office. I can't stand agents."

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some the paperworks."

"I hate paperworks," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half-owner of my real estate office, but you don't like office and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

BONUS
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Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

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Rainer
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Alix Pinzon
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I liked "Buy me out" that's one to remember. 
Nov 30, 2007 11:45 AM #2
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Melissa Grant
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Thanks for the Friday jokes...we all need a good Friday joke !
Nov 30, 2007 11:48 AM #3
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Mehmet Met Dilsiz
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MARC:  Thank you for stopping by sir...  BTW, I love your catch phrase "Marc It Sold"  It's very clever and catchy  :)  

GREGG:  I had to dig and find a Real Estate Joke after the issue #5  :)

MELISSA:  Come back next Friday again.  I should have some Fresh ones, I collect the best jokes through out the week  :)

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE
AND
THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY

Nov 30, 2007 11:51 AM #4
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Silvia Latronica-Garafalo
Thanks for the laugh!
Nov 30, 2007 12:01 PM #5
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Silvia Latronica-Garafalo
Thanks for the laugh!
Nov 30, 2007 12:01 PM #6
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SILVIA: Thank you for stopping by ma'am.  Come back next Friday.. we are serving new and fresh jokes every Friday  :)
Nov 30, 2007 12:09 PM #7
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Michael J. O'Connor
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Met - You get an A+ this week!  Both were great -- looking forward to next week!

Nov 30, 2007 06:36 PM #8
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Mehmet Met Dilsiz
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Thank you Michael... after last week's bad jokes, I'm trying to make it up  :)
Dec 01, 2007 11:26 AM #9
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Dionne Morgan
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Hi Mehmet. That was just what I needed.  Now I need to get to work. Take care.
Dec 01, 2007 03:03 PM #10
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Thank you for stopping by Dionne, come back next week again for the new ones  :)
Dec 01, 2007 09:05 PM #11
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Peggy K.
Grand Property Virtual Tours - Buffalo Grove, IL
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Thanks for the laugh Mehmet.  I know I'm a little late but Sunday's a good day for a laugh too!
Dec 02, 2007 04:48 PM #12
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Mehmet Met Dilsiz
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Peggy :)

Any day is a good day to laugh

Dec 03, 2007 11:44 AM #13
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Linda Peters
Salem Five Mortgage Company - York, ME

Good Morning Mehmet - I am a week late for last weeks jokes - which are really funny - and a little early this morning for this weeks.

Will check back with you later!   Have a great weekend!

Dec 07, 2007 06:19 AM #14
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OK - I've heard the 2nd one and I loved the first one, hadn't heard that one before. Thanks for a laugh!

Todd

Dec 08, 2007 12:47 AM #15
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Peggy K.
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Hey, what happened to this week.  It's Saturday and I haven't had a laugh yet.  Help!
Dec 08, 2007 02:26 PM #16
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Mehmet Met Dilsiz
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LINDA:  Thank you for stopping by.. actually you were not early, I was waaay late.

TODD:  Thank you sir

PEGGY: I have been out of town for the past week... just came back and I'm on it... I should have the new issue puiblished in the next few minutes  :)

Dec 10, 2007 12:35 PM #17
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Deb Brooks
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Mehmet, Buy me out is a good one. I'll be telling it for sure! Thanks for the giggles. Deb
Dec 12, 2007 12:43 AM #18
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Mehmet Met Dilsiz
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Hi Debra, that is one of the all time favourites of mine  :)
Dec 12, 2007 11:55 AM #19
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Bill Gillhespy
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Excellent way to help us all get through a slow Friday !  Funny stuff !!!
Dec 21, 2007 12:18 PM #20
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Mehmet Met Dilsiz
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Thank you Bill... 

I'm doing what I can :) 

HAPPY FRIDAY

Dec 21, 2007 12:49 PM #21
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