Enough with the humor!

Home Stager with Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092

After my last two posts Dewars has done all it can! and My Dearest Mimi................. I thought it was time to post something a little more serious..............enough with the humor!

One Sunday afternoon a couple sees an ad in the paper. They can't believe their eyes. There is a house in the paper for $1000 that is in the nicest part of town. We are talking about a Highland Park mansion for $1000. They think this has to be a misprint, but decide to call anyway.

They say to lady who answers we saw your ad, and realize it is a misprint correct. She tells them no it's not & you are actually the first ones to call. 

They decide to go look at the house. They race over as fast as they can. They pull up to the most beautiful house on the block. 

In front of the house is a fountain that cost at least $30,000. They ring the door bell & the lady answers. She starts showing them the house. They realize this house is over 5000 sq ft and it is obvious that expense was not a problem in building this house. The house had marble imported from Italy & a chandelier imported from France. The landscaping was breath taking & the house had a great pool & a nice tennis court.

The couple said to the lady this is the most beautiful house we have ever seen, what's the catch?

The lady assured the couple there was no catch. The couple wanted the house for $1,000 but was leery of doing the deal. Finally the lady said you seem like a nice couple, so I'll let you know the truth.

She told them this house is completely paid for, and not a penny is owed against it. Well, last week I got a call from my Husband. He informed me he is leaving me for his secretary. He then told me I could have everything we own as long as he could have the proceeds off the sale of the house. I agreed and he asked me if I could sell the house while he & his new girlfriend hung out in the Caribbean.

Oh, I guess this is humorous too..............sorry!

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Michael S. Bolton
Michael S. Bolton,Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
MN Appraiser

Ah Roger, I really love your sense of humor my friend, you always put a smile on face.

Have an AWESOME day!

Feb 24, 2012 05:19 AM #12
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

When I saw this today, I had to post it............I think it's such a great joke.  Very close to reality indeed.  I have seen many spiteful things going on when a couple is divorcing.................imagine something like this actually happening.

I remember my own divorce 35 years ago and the break-up with my first partner 8 years later............yikes.  

No thanks for the memories!

Glad I could bring a smile to your faces this morning or even a little chuckle.

Thanks for commenting!

Feb 24, 2012 05:36 AM #13
Liz and Bill Spear
RE/MAX Elite 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
RE/MAX Elite Warren County OH (Cincinnati/Dayton)

Roger, Sounds like the Porsche for a few dollars story :)  We need to start looking at the classified ads more often!

Feb 24, 2012 05:43 AM #14
Rob D. Shepherd
Coldwell Banker Coast - Florence, OR
Principal Broker ABR, GRI

I hope the thousand dollars would at leat cover one day of his fun!

Feb 24, 2012 05:51 AM #15
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Roger. Well, you got me. A wonderful story and a very smart woman. Thanks for sharing the laughs.

Feb 24, 2012 05:55 AM #16
Michael Jacobs
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Pasadena, CA
Pasadena CA Real Estate 818.516.4393 Cell

Roger -- good example why everyone should be careful what they request -- Have a great weekend.   

Feb 24, 2012 06:49 AM #17
Kristin Johnston, Waukesha County Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

He he hee...good one, I just love a happy ending, don't you?  LOL..make it a great weekend ROger!

Feb 24, 2012 07:22 AM #18
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin
PK Real Estate Utah South, St. George, UT 84770 - Saint George, UT
Your Preferred St. George Area Real Estate Agent.

Love it Roger! Funny and a great revenge scenario...I like...a lot!

Feb 24, 2012 08:20 AM #19
Cal Yoder
Keller Williams of Central PA East - Lititz, PA
Homes For Sale in Lancaster PA - 717.413.0744

It is funny, but I begin to think of all the problems that will occur. Like the guy will have to sign the sales agreement and sign off at settlement. Now who is really sick. I know I am. What can I say, I have been doing this stuff for too long.


Feb 24, 2012 09:01 AM #20
Janice Ankrett
Janice Ankrett Home Staging - Burlington, ON
Accredited Staging Professional

Roger, you cheered up my dull rainy day. Thanks! Perfect revenge for sure.

Feb 24, 2012 09:53 AM #21
Pam Miller
Realty Associates - Friendswood, TX
Broker Associate - Pearland/Friendswood

Roger - That is a lady with a good sense of humor!  lol

Feb 24, 2012 10:50 AM #22
Mimi Foster
EPIC Real Estate Group - Colorado Springs, CO
Voted Colorado Springs Best Realtor

I have heard this story about a prized Corvette.  Too cute.  But I was wondering if I needed to wait until later today to comment here.  I'll have to sneak in each evening and say goodnight so you can say good morning :))))

Feb 24, 2012 12:08 PM #23
Kathleen Daniels
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Specialist

Roger, Oh Lucky Day ... how to screw stick it to your husband while he is off painting the town in the Caribbean with his girlfriend. 

Feb 24, 2012 01:16 PM #24
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!



Did anyone think that when they clicked on my post it was going to be serious?  I'm about due for one of those, but things have been so hideous lately, if I don't keep laughing, I'll scream.  Even the post I wrote about my car being stolen, my printer not working and my cursor going wild was written with tongue in cheek.

Life is too serious to be serious right now!

Mimi, I think I've come to terms with our relationship being over........it was fun while it lasted, but there's no need to sneak around and try to come back later and leave a comment.

In the inimitable words of Gloria Gaynor............"I Will Survive"..............sigh!

Feb 24, 2012 01:37 PM #25
Mimi Foster
EPIC Real Estate Group - Colorado Springs, CO
Voted Colorado Springs Best Realtor
Feb 24, 2012 03:56 PM #26
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

BARFF- Hold on their Missy..(Mimi, not YOU Roger)... I'm not letting Roger wake up to you again!

Feb 24, 2012 06:46 PM #28
Elyse Berman
Realty Associates, Boca Raton, FL - Boca Raton, FL
Your Pet-Friendly Realtor in Boca Raton, FL

Good one, Roger!  It reminds me of the one with the shrimp shells in the curtian rods.

Feb 24, 2012 07:44 PM #29
Margaret Rome, Baltimore Maryland
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Baltimore, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

Roger, Sorry you are not having a fun time. GLad you are able to share some humor with us.

Elyse, I posted that one a long time ago. Need to go find it again.

Feb 24, 2012 10:48 PM #30
Valerie Zinger
House Proud Ottawa-Ontario-Canada - Ottawa, ON
Home Organizer

Roger:  This is my morning for reading stories on AR and yours is a good one.  It doesn't pay to love them and leave them.  

Feb 25, 2012 05:25 AM #31
Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

Further proof you shouldn't be messing around with us females!!!!  LOL.  

Feb 25, 2012 08:24 AM #32
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Roger D. Mucci

Lets shake things up at your home today!