Friday'ss Humorrrrr
Never Argue with a Woman
> One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
> cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
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> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
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> She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
> and begins to read her book.
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> The peace and solitude are magnificent.
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> Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
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> He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
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> 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
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> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
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> 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
> For all I know you could start at any moment.
> I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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> 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
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> 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
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> 'That's true, but you have all the equipment..
> For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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> 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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> MORAL:
> Never argue with a woman who reads.
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