I received this in an email today and just had to share

Answers  given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:  

Why  did God make mothers?
1. She's the only  one who knows where the scotch tape is
2. Mostly to clean the  house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.  

How  did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt,  just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a  lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made  me. He just used big ger parts.

What  ingredients are mothers made of ?
1 God makes mothers  out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and  one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's  bones.. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why  did God give you your mother and not some other  Mom?
1. We're  related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's  moms like me.

What  kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always  been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because  I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say  she used to be nice.

What  did Mom need to know about dad before she married  him?
1. His last  name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does  he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did  he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why  did your Mom marry your dad?
1.  My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a  lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My  grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.  

Who's  the boss at your house?
1.  Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to becaus e dad's such a  goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the  stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has  a lot more to do than dad.

What's  the difference between moms &dads?
1. Moms work at  work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms  know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are  taller &stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's  who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.  
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.   

What  does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers  don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all  day long.

What  would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1 . On the  inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic  sur gery.
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe  blue.

If  you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it  be?
1. She has this  weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.  
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister  who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of  those invisible eyes on the back of her head.