Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For: (these also could apply to menopause) ya think?
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favoriteone.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
3 Comments on HUMOR - THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
You can also start every conversation with "I'm sorry" and have much chocolate on hand.
Gail that is a great post, I am still laughing! But I have to agree with Chris on the chocolate part, the "I'm Sorry" hmm it should just be implanted on the forehead! LOL
Gail ~ Excellent post! I love the chart. It is funny how my husband has gotten up to the "Safest" section after over 22 years of marriage! He buys me the chocolate!
Gail Gladstone
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You can also start every conversation with "I'm sorry" and have much chocolate on hand.