THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY HANUKKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS

This one is for my Jewish friends out there!Happy Hanukkah to all of you!

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY Hanukkah IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS
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10. There's no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special."
9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
8. No need to clean the chimney.
7. There's no latke-nog.
6. There aren't any rap Hanukkah songs.
5. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."
2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

and the Number 1 reason why Hanukkah is better than Christmas...

1. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.

Posted by BLR Guy on 12/05/2007 06:01 AM

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34 Comments on THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY HANUKKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS

DEC

2007

Hey, what about you get a present for 8 days !!

Missy that was #9!:)

and Blue and Gold are prettier and go with more decor than Red and Green.. :)

LOL Gail..you are right...but I am partial to red and green

I love all the trappings of Christmas truly, whether its red, green, pink, silver, turquoise, its the spirit that makes it all so wonderful. people are mostly nicer at Christmastime. (and the cookies are awesome)

uuummmm.... it's Blue, Silver and White.

I've trained Hubby well. I get gifts all eight nights. :-)

Night # 1 - Got a portable heater to take to work. It's freezing here at my desk!

Happy Chanukkah, Y'all

BLR, you are playing with "fire" with this post IMO (I understand it is humor) but if someone posted the reverse, it could get ugly. Posting a message about Hanukkah, Christmas (or any other religion) is a lot different to people than saying one is better than the other (even in jest).

Just my opinion

I am with you there Gail...I haven't met a cookie I haven't liked!LOL

Good for you Nancy!Happy Hanukkah to you!

Santa Charles..you sure are the devil's advocate today..;) #1..I am not politically correct and never will be....this blog is not to insult anyone...it is to make those smile.....if someone is this thin skinned..be it for Christmas or whatever...they need to get over it.

My blogs are only meant in the best possible way...NOT to make anyone feel bad.

A big high FIVE ^^ there BLR Guy, political shmacaticial. aren't we all OVER OURSELF yet?

Thank You Gail!I am me and always will be me...take me for what I am or get lost!I am so over political correctness..I could just barf!(sorry couldn't think of a PC term for that!)

BLR GUY, omg.. u have me cracking up.. pc is my pet peeve if I had one of course ;) Did you see where Mickey Mouse and Donald Duckhave been subpeonad and to be witnesses in a trial in Italy>>> another example of the world gone nutso.. they are freaking cartoons.. too funny too funny.

LOL Gail..no I didn't see that....what about Goofy...he could be offended for not getting subpoenaed!

PC is a Big Pet Peeve of mine too..it is turning the world into a bowl of jello!

Love #4 "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown." And there is also Adam Sandler doing the "Hanukah Song."

Glad you enjoyed Marc!I am sure we could add 10 more if we thought about it!:)

Glad you cleared that up.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas,

Merry Christmas to you too Melissa!Ho Ho Ho!

Rick, you left out Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights off that list too.

BLR,

Very funny and very much appreciated! Number 11 -- We have the Hannuka song by Adam Sandler!

LOL Danny and Martin....I have never heard of that before....I think I live in a box sometimes!:)

BLR, I'm afraid that Adam Sandler's song shouldn't be put on the "plus" list - it's at least as annoying as rap - LOL

LOL...I had never heard of it Brian...I know he used to be on SNL at one time though....don't need anything as bad as rap...LOL

These were cute. I agree with keeping rap out...it's bad when you can't recognize a song. Happy Hanukka and Merry Christmas to all :)

DEC

2007

Fruitcake should be OUTLAWED!! (or served in jail)

Merry Christmas to you too Cris!

Susie..does anyone actually eat that stuff or does it just get re-gifted each year?LOL

We actually re-gifted a fruitcake 3 times at a family Christmas gathering! One of the funniest of my Christmas memories!

I forgot who ended up with it, but is may still be in a landfill somewhere!

How do these fruitcakes last so long?Wouldn't this make great insulation in your house....sure beats foam and asbestos.....gee Martha it is nice and toasty in here....how come?Oh John...we are now insulated with fruitcake..it lasts forever!

Blintzes are actually great whereas that fruitcake stuff...yuk! Here is the Adam Sandler The Chanuka Song Link If you haven't seen Bad Santa you should! It is awesome though definitely NOT for kids!

these were cute-

DEC

2007

Thanks Rich...will check it out!

Glad you liked them Barbara-Jo!

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