I did one of these before a month ago and everyone loved it. It is amazing what people will say when a microphone is put in front of them. When I read these quotes, I knew that I had to share them with all the people here in ActiveRain and for that matter, anyone that reads my BLOGs. (That would be everyone in the world, right? Just Kidding) Anyways, I hope that you get as much laughter out of these as I did.
PS, if you do not understand any of them, contact BLR GUY and he can explain each one, LOL.
- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." -- Winston Bennet, former University of Kentucky basketball forward.
- "There's a hard shot to LeMaster -- and he throws Madlock into the dugout." -- Jerry Coleman, Padres announcer
- "The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running." -- Joe Garagiola
- "Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing." -- California Angel Bryan Harvey (flashed on a scoreboard during a game).
- "People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000." -- Pete Incavigila, baseball player for the Texas Rangers.
- "When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to." -- John Madden
- "Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!" -- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player for the L.A. Lakers
- "Me and George and Billy are two of a kind." -- Micky Rivers, Texas Rangers outfielder, on his warm relationship with Yankee owner Steinbrenner and manager Billy Martin.
- "If you can't make the putts and can't get the man in from second on the bottom of the ninth, you're not going to win enough football games in this league, and that's the problem we had today." -- Sam Rutigliano, Cleveland Browns coach, on why his team lost.
- "A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses." -- Isaiah Thomas, commentating on an NBA game. Bob Costas replied with just, "Uh...well...ok."
- "It just as easily could have gone the other way." -- Don Zimmer, Chicago Cubs manager, on his team's 4-4 record.
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Danny didn't Brittney Spears say that too, "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
hahahah.
J.