In my opinion:

• I can't be an expert in everything and I'm not going to try
• My thoughts have energy
• Science projects in the refrigerator are acceptable unless company is coming
• God does talk to me if I shut up long enough to listen
• Jimmy Buffett has great insight

• Miracles happen all the time, we just don't acknowledge them
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• My dogs prefer my grandmothers afghan to my lap
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• What's right for me isn't always going to be right for others
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• In my heart I'm a vegetarian
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• My 10 year old Toyota will make it 500,000 miles before dying and being reincarnated into a more energy efficient car that runs on sunshine

In my opinion:

• A sense of humor is essential for a long life
• Good bacteria eats bad bacteria, and I still don't like yogurt
• People could be happier if they got more sleep
• Chocolate is essential for live
• Silence is the most pleasant sound on earth
• George Carlin under appreciated

• Hurting somebodies feelings is inevitable, forgiveness isn't
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• A good vacuum cleaner is worth every penny
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• To many people gauge their lives on the amount of possessions they own
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• More people read my thoughts than I'm aware of
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• Movie theaters turn the sound up to loud

• My father knew that I loved him
• It's not a sin to enjoy Dos Equis Amber
• Police officers must to have a wonderful sense of humor or they would lose their minds
• I touch more peoples lives than I'm aware of
• Sexy is a matter of opinion not press

In my opinion:

• The most beautiful place on Earth exists in my mind everything else is a close second
• Mathousala knew some great jokes
• When my head is in the clouds the view is awesome
• You never know who you are standing in line with
• Living well on a shoe string is still living well

• The IRS will come up with a more simple form, a post card - sign here
• Loving the wrong person isn't a waste of anything
• Laundry can always wait
• The opposite of love is fear
• Even the "baddest people" on earth have mothers

• My neighbors opinions don't matter to me, I'm still going to line dry my laundry
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• The prettiest flowers come in the fall
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• Burglar alarms eat dog food not electricity
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• Large corporations should pay more in taxes even if it does effect their customers
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• More isn't better, it's just more

In my opinion:

• The funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen can't be repeated here
• Living in the moment is easy to say and hard to do
• Everybody is entitled to a safe place to lay their head at night
• Sushi is under appreciated ( love you George!)
• Art should be seen with the heart

• You can form meaningful relationships on the net 
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• Love is a common denominator
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• God doesn't want me to be unhappy

                                                                         Inspirited by Jennifer Steck