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2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #8)

Choking

One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"

A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's balls and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man, "I work for the IRS."

Get it Straight

A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

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9 Comments on 2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #8)

Ah yes, the boys at the IRS.  They are quite talented aren't they! ;-)  And it is a shame that law enforcement just can't keep things together, huh!

Thanks for helping to START the week off right!

12/10/2007 01:17 PM by Michael J. O'Connor (Diamond Ridge Realty)


Thank you Michael  :)

Although this was supposed to go out on Friday, I was out of town all week, and just got back  :)

I guess I should have said "HAPPY MONDAY"  :)

12/10/2007 01:49 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Mehmet, better late than never.  Thanks for making me laugh this morning.  Have a great week!

12/12/2007 06:31 AM by Peggy K - Illinois Virtual Tour Provider and Real Estate Photographer (Grand Property Virtual Tours)


Mehmet ~ How appropriate the IRS joke is as we near the end of 2007 and must get all our paperwork in order so that we don't get "squeezed".  

12/12/2007 06:40 AM by Kathy Passarette, L.I. Staging/Decorating (Creative Home Expressions)


PEGGY:  I almost skip this week, but since I was counting the issues, i couldn't  :)

KATHY: I love that IRS joke, i probably told thousands of people since I've heard it 

12/12/2007 11:54 AM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Mehmet - that's great!  Though be careful of the dyslexic cop who kept giving out IUDs!

12/14/2007 01:20 PM by Matthew Rosov, Certified Mortgage Planning Specialist (Amerisave Mortgage Corporation)


ROBERT:  Thank you for stopping by

MATTHEW:  Thank you sir  :)    that's a good point  :)

KENNY: Thank you for stopping by

12/17/2007 12:27 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


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