Who needs a Realtor? I don't need a Realtor.
I can negotiate for myself, by myself.
They should just lock the car dealership doors when I come up the walk. They call me El Chalanear Diablo, the wheeling, dealing devil.
So I don't need a know-it-all real estate agent to chat my ear off, send me seeds or refrigerator magnets and hound me with phone calls.
What do Realtors know that I don't know?
Okay, so maybe just maybe they:
- Attend local Planning Board meetings and get the information on new developments and variances from the source.
- Research applications and property files at the local Building Department.
- Study proven marketing strategies to market homes and commercial properties or they experiment to discover a new technique to give their clients an edge.
- Avail themselves to professional accreditation courses and memberships in organizations that keep them at the top of their professional 'game.'
- Meet and mingle with all sorts of folks interested in real estate, from investors to renters to relocating buyers. Since they're living the grass roots life (GRL) perhaps they know more about a property before it goes into the MLS.
- Sharpen their negotiating accumen to benefit their clients and save them real coin.
Okay, maybe a Realtor knows more technical stuff then I do, but when it comes to negotiating a new home no one can replace me and achieve the same results. I've got to be right in the mix, the action, the mud of the trench to secure the best bargain for me and my family, no matter how much I alienate the seller, cloud the issues and give away my own leverage.
I can cut out the Realtor and save me a bundle. If I bought a new car everyday I'd leave a string of closed car dealerships behind me.
Let me show you the last two houses I negotiated right here in Monmouth County, New Jersey . Sweet. Nice, right. Straight from the builder. I know. They seem abandoned and unfinished.

- What did I need a Realtor for?
- Would a Realtor have known the builder was in financial trouble? Or may be it was me, getting in too deep and then breaching my sales contract?
- Would a Realtor have analyzed the area using sales data to arrive at a reasonable price so I didn't over pay?
- Would a Realtor have acted like my advocate and obtain the right information from township officials?
Andrew's Note: If you have the same attitude as this fictional character, then please do not call me. You're FREE to do it yourself. I have power tools in my garage but I still go to the dentist.
If you "get it" -- if you understand the role of a professional Realtor -- then you can call me. Hire a proven Buyer's Representative like myself to help locate your new home and let someone else (the seller) pay for my services.
Andrew is the Broker/Owner of his own realty. Why not go straight to the top and hire the Boss?
ANDREW J. LENZA REALTY
Office Telephone (732) 431-9003
E-mail Andrew at andrewlenza@verizon.net
Company URL: www.andrewlenza.com
(c) Copyright, 2007. Andrew J. Lenza, All Rights Reserved.
Andrew, I do not know why anyone would walk in to buying real estate without a Realtor. That would be like going to a murder trail without an attorney.