When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, & determined to keep the farm,
but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad
in the newspaper for a farm hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.

 

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about farming. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the farm was doing very well. Then one day, the woman said to the guy, "You have done a really good job here over the last few weeks. You should go into town and have some fun." The guy readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and he still wasn't home. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the farmer's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

 

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

 

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5 Comments on Friday Funny ~ Take off my Clothes....

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Its hard to find good help today.
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Did not see that ending coming!
8:59pm • #2

Very good!  You tell em grandma!
9:11pm • #3
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261,718 Points Called Shot Master

Some times you just have to draw a line in the sand.  Thanks for the chuckle
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I like that one. I have seen it before but it still makes me smile.
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