How I Get Rid of Spam Callers...

Real Estate Agent with New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County

I work out of my "home office"... almost all the time.  I don't know if it's just me.. but when I get a "spam phone call" at home... I get a little resentful of having my privacy invaded.

Sooo... let me share with you how I have handled the last few home spam calls.  It's a method that seems to have worked... so you may want to borrow it... or not.

                    Spam Caller:  Ring Ring...

                    Me:  <in a very old, crotchety, gently mind-numbing voice... I answer and say>  Hello ?

                    Spam Caller:  Yes... Mrs Stone... I'm calling from Blah Blah Airlines.  You have just won a free trip to...

                    Me:  <using the same voice>  Barbara... Barbara... is that you ?

                    Spam Caller:  No, Ma'am... it's not Barbara... I'm calling from...

                    Me:  <Before she finishes, I say>  Barbara... is my prescription ready ?

                    Spam Caller:  Ma'am... I'm not calling about a prescription.  You've won a free trip to...

                    Me:  Is this the lady from the pharmacy ?  Is my prescription ready ?

                    Spam Caller:  Ma'am... you have a nice day, now... bye bye...

And that's it.  The Spam Caller disappears !

It is very rare that the same person ever calls me again.  And if they do... they get the same elderly craggily voice asking if it's Barbara with my prescription.

It appears to work on just about everybody.  Free trips, health club memberships, dating services, whatever...

I don't know if you are silly enough to do something like this... but if you are... you just might drastically cut down on the Spam Calls you receive.. and give you some silly fun while doing it.  <impish grin>

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Liz Wallace
Century 21 Sherlock Homes - Rockville Centre, NY
Broker C21 Sherlock Homes, Rockville Centre, LI, N

Very creative and much better than what I use to say.  I would tell them that I would love whatever they wanted to sell me and was it ok that I have been unemployed for four years.  They hang up on me.

Mar 29, 2012 05:42 AM #117
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Ms Karen- had to come back to you on this one.  Years ago I kept getting obscene calls on my home phone.  So, I transferred my number that night to the police station.  Calls stopped. 

Mar 29, 2012 06:23 AM #118
Eric Kodner
Wayzata Lakes Realty: Eric Kodner Sells Twin Cities Homes - Minnetonka, MN
Wayzata Lakes Realty: Twin Cities, Madeline Island

So THAT's what you folks do for fun down in Texas!

Mar 29, 2012 06:32 AM #119
Roland Woodworth
Q Realty - Clarksville, TN
Q Realty - Power In Real Estate

Now that is just to funny...... Maybe they will remove you from their SPAM INDEX =)

Mar 29, 2012 07:02 AM #120
Kathy Stoltman
Rockwood Realty - Ventura, CA
Ventura County Real Estate Consultant 805-746-1793

I need to try that on the next call, however I hardly ever answer my landline.

Mar 29, 2012 09:47 AM #121
Karen Hawkins, MBA - Langley & Surrey, BC
Royal Pro Real Estate Network - Langley, BC

You are hilarious, Karen Anne - this is DEFINITELY the script for the next unsuspecting SPAM'mer that calls!

Mar 29, 2012 12:04 PM #122
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
Keller Williams 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce - Short Sale

Wonder if that puts you automatically on their "do not call" list...sure worth a try !

Mar 29, 2012 08:28 PM #123
Phil Leng
Retired - Kirkland, WA
Phil Leng - Retired

Hi Karen,

I am too polite to try this.

But, I just reach over and hang up.


Mar 29, 2012 08:49 PM #124
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®,CRS,
RE/MAX Professionals. - Tacoma, WA
Tacoma Washington Agent/Broker & Market Authority!

Classic Karen Anne humor, the one we have always come to admire. Oh by the way your prescription is ready =]

Mar 30, 2012 04:19 AM #125
Tim Bradley
Contour Investment Properties - Jackson Hole, WY
Commercial Real Estate Expert in Jackson Hole, WY

I generally just put them on the speaker phone and ignore them. After a while they hang up. Then I hit redial repeatedly while I work...may as well tie up their phone lines!

Mar 30, 2012 09:03 AM #126
Melissa Brown
Helen Adams Realty - Charlotte, NC
Realtor - South Charlotte NC Homes for Sale

Great story, Karen!  It reminds me of one of the funniest audios I've ever heard on YouTube called a Telemarkerter's Nightmare.  It has to do with a crime scene.  Worth looking for!

Mar 30, 2012 12:47 PM #127
Sharon Parisi
United Real Estate Dallas - Dallas, TX
Dallas Homes

Karen Anne, I love your approach!  I answer the phone and just keep saying hello, hello......until they hang up.  I have afriend who plays loud music into the phone.

Mar 30, 2012 04:11 PM #128
Evelyn Kennedy
Alain Pinel Realtors - Alameda, CA
Alameda, Real Estate, Alameda, CA


You are genius!  What a great idea.  I usually listen for a minute and then tell them I am not interested and hand up while they are still talking.  Your idea is much better.

Mar 31, 2012 01:12 PM #129
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams fox cities - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Hilarious approach, but the big question that I have is, how do you know when it is a spammer and when it is a client or other business?  Do you have a special caller id that says spammer?, prospective client? etc?

Mar 31, 2012 02:59 PM #130
Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Bob:  Your question of how do I know if it is a Spammer or a Client us a great question.

Well, I am talking about my HOME number. here.  My clients only get my cell phone number... so anyone calling my home is either a Spam Caller, or someone I know.   So... if it is someone I know... they would totally understand my crotchety voice asking them if it is Barbara... :)

Mar 31, 2012 03:18 PM #131
Kasey & John Boles
Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - - Boise, ID
Boise & Meridian, ID Ada/Canyon/Gem/Boise Counties

Man, I've been missing all of the great featured posts lately.  I need to pay a little bit better attention.  If I were a spam caller I'd probably be cracking up at calls I made that had these reactions.  -Kasey

Apr 01, 2012 01:35 PM #132
Kevin A. Guttman Author, Reverse Mortgages
NMLS#384936 - Colorado Springs, CO

It really is amazing how many calls I get A DAY with stuff like this.

I'm going to try your idea!

Thanks for posting!


Apr 02, 2012 07:31 AM #133
Emily Medvec
Realty One of Santa Fe - Santa Fe, NM
Realtor | Serving Santa Fe & Northern NM

I do not know how I missed this super fire sure way to stop spam callers. One method I use is to say "just a minute" and walk away from the phone. Usually in 30 seconds they hang up!

Apr 30, 2012 02:20 AM #134
Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Emily... come on, now.  How much fun is that?  There are some days when I just really need to irritate "somebody"... and Spam Callers make excellent targets... LOL.  Especially when they aren't expecting anyone to "give it back" to them.

Apr 30, 2012 03:38 AM #136
Sharon & Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - Lafayette, IN
West Lafayette homes for sale

Karen Anne, this is great and it takes some creativity and acting to pull it off convincingly as you apparantly DO! 

What I object to most is for the real estate telemarketer to call the office and pose as a potential client interested in a property and the front desk at the office forwards the call to our cell phones!    BW

Aug 28, 2012 10:44 PM #137
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