Modern science has done wonders. Cures for cancer, many childhood diseases are almost gone and we have vaccines for almost every illness.
Science has come up with many things to make our lives much easier and even safer.
So...why haven't one of these science greats figured out how to get mosquito's to suck fat.
If they did, Minnesota would be the biggest tourist destination in America.
If only...
Bill, I wouldn't doubt that someone is out there trying to bio-engineer that right now. They're too big to fly so they just walk up to you. Problem is that more work is needed because they've all lost their buzz and people don't know when they are around. Happy April Fool's Day!
Bill...
That would sure make those little buggers welcome around here too I hope that they are working on it!
Oh, Bill! You have to get the scientists to start working on that immediately. Thanks for a good chuckle!
Just imagine the weight loss clinics that would close and others would start up.
My buddie Ol would have a job catching the little buggers and shipping them south.
OMG, Bill - that's too funny. Maybe you could call some geneticists, LOL.
Bill, you do have some ideas. if you get this rolling, I will sell my bugs for a very low Price.
Good stuff there!!! We've got some mosquitos here in Florida that could make a huge dent in the obesity problem!!
HA! At first read I thought you were casting aspersions on the waistlines of your state's inhabitants. Now I understand that you are boasting about the quality and quantity of your Mosquitoes.
Not only the quantity of mosquitoes, but the size...mosquitoes in Minnesota and Wisconsin are the size of small helicopters.
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