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Dad at the Mall (morning joke)

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Real Estate Agent with Benchmark Realty LLc License# 00285925
DAD AT THE MALL.

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.  We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.  The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.  And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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Comments (15)

Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Listing Specialist - Agent
LOL I love your Dad!  You can't find stuff that good on TV!  I hope you enjoy a great Christmas with him and you step brother-peacock.    
Dec 19, 2007 11:55 PM
Monika McGillicuddy
Prudential Verani Realty - Atkinson, NH
NH Real Estate Broker

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Thanks so much....this is a great way to start the day.

 

 

Dec 19, 2007 11:57 PM
Sarah Cooper
Real Estate Shows - Hurricane, WV
:o)!!  Thank you for that!  (My daughter has interesting hair right now, I'll have to tell her!)
Dec 19, 2007 11:59 PM
Brian Wentz
Keller Williams Greater Des Moines - Des Moines, IA
Realtor - Des Moines Iowa Real Estate
What a hoot!
Dec 20, 2007 12:00 AM
Al Maxwell
Keller Williams - Marietta, GA
Real Estate Agent
Quick answer and very funny. Thanks for passing this along....
Dec 20, 2007 12:01 AM
Larry Brewer - Benchmark Realty llc
Benchmark Realty LLc - Nashville, TN
I like to start the day with a laugh, and keep laughing all day long. It keeps people guessing.
Dec 20, 2007 12:16 AM
Larry Brewer - Benchmark Realty llc
Benchmark Realty LLc - Nashville, TN

sarah - You'll have to share the interesting hair. One of my realtor neighors has a daughter in her early 20's who changed the color of her hair every month. It was always bright, but not pretty. THe pinks and oranges just don't seem to compliment most people. She now is married with a child, and she looks like her mother. The tatoo's are covered, and the hair is blond. I guess it's ok to be wild when you don't care what people think, but when someone is looking up to you as a roll model, things change.

Good luck, my son never thought strange hair and tatoo's made someone look better, so I didn't have to deal with it.

Dec 20, 2007 12:23 AM
Maureen McCabe
HER Realtors - Columbus, OH
Columbus Ohio Real Estate
That's a great story... I'm still laughing.  Chris G. Twittered it or I never would have caught it. Thanks Just Chris! 
Dec 20, 2007 12:33 AM
Bob Carney
Taylor-Made Deep Creek Vacations & Sales - Mc Henry, MD
Licensed MD/PA Real Estate Agent
cleaning coffee off my monitor...thanks!
Dec 20, 2007 12:43 AM
Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Listing Specialist - Agent
my pleasure. how do we get to go to a new years party that dad will be at? I bet he's a blast!
Dec 20, 2007 12:43 AM
Allison Werner
To Be Announced - Middletown, NJ

That's a great one! Good thing I wasn't drinking a beverage at the moment!

Dec 20, 2007 03:12 AM
Larry Brewer - Benchmark Realty llc
Benchmark Realty LLc - Nashville, TN
I'll have to admit that someone else sent me this as a joke, and I just thought I would pass it to my blogging friends. I will say that my dad would probably say somthing similar if given the right opportunity
Dec 20, 2007 03:42 AM
Vanessa Stalets
RE/MAX Elite - Brentwood, TN
REALTOR, Brentwood TN Homes, Real Estate

Oh my! That cracks me up! You must be a chip off the old "peacock" so to speak..laughing.....

 

Dec 21, 2007 12:24 AM
Larry Brewer - Benchmark Realty llc
Benchmark Realty LLc - Nashville, TN

Vanessa - I still have my hair, and it doesn't look like a peacock, it least not after I take  a shower.

Dec 21, 2007 02:54 AM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029
LOL - Good one Larry! I needed a good laugh this morning.  Merry Christmas!  8-)
Dec 21, 2007 06:37 PM