I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." by a Listing Realtor who has 2 more days until listing agreement  expires

 "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am"      Mortgage Broker who flunked the NMLS exam
 
"You can't handle the truth"      Mortgage Broker explaining the turn down to a customer with a 590 credit score
 
"I see dead people."    A Realtor at a Mortgage Brokers Convention
 
"What a dump."  Realtor's thoughts upon first seeing a property
 
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"    Bank manager to bank underwriter and a mortgage broker
 
"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown"    Realtor guilty of Red-Lining
 
"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper."     Sales Manager
 
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."    Customer to mortgage broker who did not explain the pick-o-pay ARM
 
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."     Subprime Lender
 
"We rob banks."  Board meeting of Subprime Lenders
 
"There's no place like home."      a happy home buyer
 
"May the Force be with you."     My wish to all Realtors, Mortgage Brokers and Commissioned Sales People who start each day with a blank piece of paper.
 
Doug Jones
Mortgage Magic NMLS 286668
 
 
 
 
 

1 Comments on Movie Lines for Realtors, Mortgage Brokers and Commissioned Sales People

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2012
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Hey, Doug,  Very creative and closer to the truth than many will be comfortable with.   Didn't get all of the originals but certainly enjoyed the tag lines.  Have a terrific Easter !
1:53pm • #1


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