I Have Been a member of the Jokes and Anything Funny group for a while now and but have never posted a funny myself. I ran across this one the other day and decided to post it. I tried it out on a good friend who happens to be a minister and after he laughed he said "God will forgive you I promise". So excuse the small amount of profanity and just remember an actual minister gave it his stamp of approval.
A man went to church Easter Sunday and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
My name is Dale E. Bledsoe with Crown Key Realty and as always I may be reached at 209-481-6031. You may also visit me on the web at www.DaleBledsoe.com Thanks for laughing!
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