Bermuda Triangle Redux- Wenatchee Home Inspection
Okay I was never one to go for too many conspiracy theories but I know may have answers people have been looking for.
We all know the legend of the infamous “Bermuda Triangle” and the strange disappearance of so many ships and planes.
Well during a recent home inspection I may have solved one of these great mysteries.
I should have known when I enter this attic that this was not going to be my normal home inspection. My trusty attic compass started spinning wildly and I had this eerie “I am not in Kansas anymore” feeling.
Then Bang!
In some weird hyperspace, wormhole, teleportation, fracture of the time space continuum many of these planes have ended up here in Wenatchee Washington. Yes here in Wenatchee!
We all know that when these items go through this molecular reconfiguration that they come out on the other end much smaller. Willy Wonka pointed this out in his very famous experiment.
So as I make my way out of this bizarre wrinkle in the fabric of time and space I am left to ponder what other mysteries I am to solve.
“Flying through wormholes ain’t like dusting crops, farmboy. It takes a little finesse.”
From the movie Farscape
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