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Grandma on Birth Control. (Today's funny)

If you are like me, you love your Grandmothers. When mine was alive, I always looked forward to Sunday dinner at her house or the great grandmother's home. I could not wait to bite into one of her home made biscuits or the fried chicken.

Today, I was sent this hilarious joke about a Grandmother and I had to share it with all my ActiveRain friends. I hope that you find it as funny as I did.

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.......
And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.."

You gotta LOVE Grandmas!!!

Posted by Danny Thornton on 12/27/2007 10:07 AM

Comments (31)

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31 Comments on Grandma on Birth Control. (Today's funny)

That was good.

My grandmother God rest her soul always said to me "if you can't be good be careful".

She was the greatest.

12/27/2007 10:13 AM

by Jay McGillicuddy~Real Estate Broker (Prudential Verani Realty)

L O L !!!! Too bad Grandma isn't related to the Spear's family!

12/27/2007 10:18 AM

by Amanda Hall * Broker * Hall Team Homes Fort Worth, Texas (Serving all of DFW and McCormick Ranch)

haha, that is priceless!

12/27/2007 10:18 AM

by Jeannie Kontis - Lancaster Real Estate, Lancaster PA Homes for Sale (Long & Foster Real Estate, Lancaster PA)

and me, Im glad I only have GrandSONS.. :) very cute!

12/27/2007 11:10 AM

by Gail Tassey (Keller Williams Realty)

Jay, that is funny. Mine would tell me girls were evil.

Amanda, she needed to be in our family.

Jeannie, I agree.

Gail, they make something for them too.

12/27/2007 12:02 PM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

LOL @ Amanda! That was good!

Danny ~ Very funny! I wasn't sure where that was going. Thanks!

12/27/2007 04:46 PM

by Kathy Passarette, L.I. Staging/Decorating (Creative Home Expressions)

Kathy, glad you liked it.

12/27/2007 04:47 PM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

Danny...that is very funny!When you think about...it also shows how times have changed..a grandmother having to worry about her grand daughter getting pregnant at 16.Oh how I long for years past...LOL

12/27/2007 05:30 PM

by BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

Very funny, never assume anything!

12/27/2007 08:00 PM

by Christina Bennani (RE/MAX Colonial)

Rick, I am with you there.

Christina, that is correct.

12/27/2007 09:24 PM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

Oh that was really cute!

12/27/2007 11:02 PM

by Jennifer Hartwick (Coldwell Banker Tatie Payne, Inc.)

Danny,

That put a smile on my face. Grandmothers are the greatest. They are always looking out for their grandchildren.

12/28/2007 07:10 AM

by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Vision Realty Group)

Jennifer, glad that you liked it.

Brigita, I agree with that.

12/28/2007 08:07 AM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

Grandma's are funny folk. Thanks for the laugh.

12/28/2007 08:21 AM

by Linda Futral Sells Coweta, Heard, Meriwether & Troup (RE/MAX Today)

Linda, anything to brighten your day.

12/28/2007 09:35 AM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

That was cute. Gotta love grandmother's...I loved both of mine and miss them.

12/29/2007 09:29 PM

by Cris Burlew, Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate (Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc.)

That is one sensible Grandma! LOL!

12/29/2007 11:56 PM

by Deborah Burns ~ Seattle Real Estate Agent (BRIO Realty)

Cris, Grandma's are great.

Deborah, ya think?

12/30/2007 10:50 AM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

Danny,

Yet another afternoon starting with a smile.... thatnks for another funny! It's a good one!

12/30/2007 11:47 AM

by Martin Abeshaus (ZIPVO)

Martin, glad you liked it.

12/30/2007 02:46 PM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

I missed this originally. This is great! As I read I thought there would be a Viagra twist!

01/04/2008 09:21 AM

by Rich Dansereau Loan Officer Knoxville TN (Home America Mortgage)

Rich, I am sure granny only needs Stifler. (see American Wedding for reference)

01/04/2008 10:09 AM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

hee heee!

01/04/2008 02:50 PM

by Diana Walkosak (Assistant Per Project)

Makes me wish for my own grandmother - though not for myself! My own mother would never think to do that for her grandchildren!

01/04/2008 03:06 PM

by Matthew Rosov, Certified Mortgage Planning Specialist (Envision Lending Group)

Diana, thanks for stopping in.

Matthew, I am confused....

01/04/2008 06:07 PM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

Great little joke!

01/04/2008 10:52 PM

by Chris Webster (Century 21 The Beach Company)

Chris, thanks for stopping in.

01/05/2008 07:26 PM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

That's one slick grandma AND she sleeps well at night.

What a cute twist.

01/05/2008 07:42 PM

by Erby Crofutt, Central Kentucky Home Inspector (B4U Close Home Inspections & Radon Testing)

Erby, glad she was not my grandma

01/06/2008 03:00 PM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)

That is hilarious! Sounds like something I might do, hehehehe

My Grandma (Dad's Mom), married a man 9 years her junior. Not only that, but she was a divorced woman with two young sons during a period of time when women just didn't do that, late 30's I believe. Grandma was alert and spunky up until her last big stroke, then she lapsed into a coma and never woke up. But the last time I was at her house visiting (she lived 12 hours away by then), somehow she knew that I had been seeing a younger man and she made a comment to me about how there's just something about the younger men isn't there? My Grandma might have been old on the outside but inside she was still just a girl. I can't wait till I get to see her again.

Oh yeah, because my Grandmothers were alive when my first child was born, I couldn't be a Grandma so I chose the name Nana. Now I hear it everywhere I go, it's very popular. My sister's kids called my Mom Meemaw and when they had kids, they called her GiGi. Kids! Come see me at Blogsmart and leave me some good Grandma stories. I'd love to share those with others.

01/24/2008 01:01 PM

by BlogsMa

Blogsma, thanks for sharing.

01/24/2008 01:26 PM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)