This afternoon, I showed some pretty houses to a favorite client, and one of them was a real standout.

The kitchen won my “10 WOW!” rating.  It had lots of granite and stainless, appliances that cooked and cleaned for you, room for a table for informal dining, and French doors leading to a lovely rear garden.

The garden was perfect for barbecues.  And the carefully planned landscaping would be lovely most of the year with very little maintenance. 

The recently refinished oak hardwood floors would have done a wonderful job of showcasing my client’s oriental rugs.  And the fireplaces were the old fashioned kind where you could burn actual wood!

Another plus - the closets in the master bedroom were enormous, with more than enough space for her beautiful wardrobe and impressive collection of footwear.

 As we made out way to the top floor, excitement grew, for we had been promised a view of the Washington Monument! 

And there is was!

Then – oops!

The mullions popped off of the double paned window and snagged my angora sweater during the awkward drop to the ground!  And to my horror, I saw little pieces of Scotch tape had been holding the mullions to the glass!

I’m so glad I wasn’t wearing cashmere! 

Was this a big deal?  Of course not – and it could have been repaired properly with little effort.  It’s just that it gave the impression of sloppy maintenance.  If you have Scotch tape on the mullions, it there duct tape on the kitchen sink drain?  Where else have they cut corners?

So what could I say?  A million dollars just does not buy that much house in the Washington, DC area!  And that’s even in an allegedly crummy market!  Go figure!

 

20 Comments on Wadda Ya Want For A Million Bucks?

DEC
30
2007
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Patricia - I have to admit that I hadn't heard the word "mullion" before now, so I had to look it up.  What a cheap piece of garbage!  Great title for this post.
5:53pm • #1
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Yep, It is amazing how much home a Million dollars can buy in some communities and in other communities, it doesn't buy much.

Sean Allen

5:53pm • #2
So funny!!!  I can't believe someone putting a million dollar house on the market would scotch tape the mullions!  Thanks for the laugh!
5:59pm • #3
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Patricia, so much for the million dollar mullions!  Sorry to hear about your sweater -- let me know if you need an attorney to sue for a faulty scotch tape job.
6:30pm • #4
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Oh goodness....sounds like a taped pressedboard cabinet in a unit I saw a couple of weeks ago. and they wonder why they get no offers :)
6:56pm • #5
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Patricia,

I had to read this paragraph four times: 'As we made out way to the top floor, excitement grew, for we had been promised a view of the Washington Monument!' LOL, Thanks,   Fran

P.S. Delete me if you please!!!

6:57pm • #6
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Patricia - First impressions are hard to change, but if the rest of the place was fabulous,  I might forgive the tacky tape fix, but I would go over the home inspection with added care.

7:10pm • #7
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Pat, First of all... thank goodness for Jason's comment... I was feeling so illiterate ... what the heck is a mullion, I wondered.  Hopefully I'm not the only one who googled it ... thank God for WIKIPEDIA!!!

"A mullion is a structural element which divides adjacent window units. A mullion may also vertically divide double doors.Mullions may be made of any material, but wood and aluminum are most common, although stone is also used between windows. Mullions are vertical elements and are often confused with transoms, which lie horizontally. A mullion acts as a structural member, and it carries the dead load of the weight above the opening and the wind load acting on the window unit back to the building structure. The term is also properly applied to very large and deep structural members in many curtain wall systems."

Now everyone else can go on with their lives without having to bother google!  Hope this is helpful to any other Rainers who have no idea what a mullion has to do with a million!  If they would add this term to the salesperson's exam there wouldn't be so many new agents out there!  haha :)

Once again you've written a great post!  Thanks for sharing your great stories.

7:35pm • #8

Thanks Jan, I was on my way to look up mullion.  Never heard of that one before. 

So did you tape the Mullion up ?  Did you get to see the "Monument"?  Guess I better go ask my wife what an argona sweater is now. 

7:52pm • #9
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Jason, it seem like a bunch of people were clueless about "mullions".  So was I until a couple of years ago!  Every once in a while, it's just fun to use a word that sends everyone scurrying to their dictionary! 

Sean, I'm hoping to sell my house and move to someplace where I can retire on my equity!

David & Lisa, it was so funny because the rest of the house was amazing and perfectly stages (although they should have put some women's clothing in the closets so it was not obviously a d-word situation).

And Brian, I think you are the son I forgot to have!  

 

8:14pm • #10
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Sally, something tells me your clients would have fairly high expectations.  Maybe it is the fabulous photos that you post!

Fran, I would never delete you!  And this is where I will spend the 4th of July if they actually buy the place.

Norma, this buyer will use a totally anal compulsive house nerd for the inspection.  The guy scares me.

And Jan, yes, you saved my other readers from looking up mullion!  You are a doll!

8:19pm • #11
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LOL, good luck with those clients and that price range!  That market is absolutely horrible right now, but if you are a buyer, you can definitely get a GREAT DEAL!
8:55pm • #12
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OK - so I didn't know what a Mullion was either!  Why couldn't they have simply fixed it!  Or at least used Velcro!
9:22pm • #13
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James, you sort of had to be there!  We were going for the view thing!  It was building - building - building!  And then whack!   And then Scotch tape!  It was so cool!  She's probably going to make an offer, and it will probably be a bunch less than it would have been sans ST. 
9:27pm • #14
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People are just amazing - and cheap! I can't get over someone trying to cut a corner like that in a home worth that kind of money.
9:33pm • #15
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Simon, like I said, a million bucks does not buy a whole lot of house around here.  That is a good thing for the agents.
9:39pm • #16
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Once you notice something like that, it makes you want to go through the house again and see what might have been missed. But, of course, the home inspector will do that...good luck with the one you mentioned. It is true about what a million will buy or not buy!
11:12pm • #17
DEC
31
2007
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Cris, if this woman gets an offer accepted on this place, I'm sure she will call the King of the House Nerds to inspect it.
7:21am • #18
Now see, if they'd used the duct tape on the mullions you'd never have known! :-p  Everybody knows if it sticks and isn't supposed to, use WD-40.  If it doesn't stick, but it's supposed to, use duct tape!
4:03pm • #19
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03
2008
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Patricia - people do indeed need to prepare their homes properly so little oops things like that don't happen!
9:01am • #20

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