Can I take your order? Yes, I'd like a regular one level with 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, a garage, 1'4-1/2 acre lot with a fenced rear yard. - Will there be anything else? - Oh yes, no HOA and a short-dog friendly neighborhood with Bassetts and Beagles etc. - Ok, we have some nearby,they're showing on the screen now.- I like #6!- Ok, drive to the first window and sign your mortgage. We've already scanned the QR code on your license plate and pre-approved you for $200,000.00 while you were waiting in line.- Here you go, pull up to the next window to pick up your keys, title, and address of your new home!- Here's a complimentary box of Milk Bones!- Ruff - purrfect- ruff ruff!- Enjoy your new home!,those cute Beagles in the car in front of you just bought the house next door.-Ruff howl.., gotta go! Thanks.
Jeff Pearl / REALTOR / RE/MAX Distinctive / jeffpearlhomes.com / 703-727-4876 / Equal Housing Opportunity Provider