outdated interiors I began a long comment on Kimberly Wester's excellent blog post The Most Effective Use of Your Marketing Budget.  But when my ranting comment was threatening to blabber on longer than her original post I thought I should cut it short and rant on my own blog. 

Kimberly's post is a must read and really explains the smart investment of hiring a Home Stager.  One of her points that struck a nerve with me is the "artfully creative" real estate descriptions that sellers use to attract buyers.  I realize no one would nor should describe their property as:

Dark cave that hasn't been updated since the day it was built in 1946.  Comes complete with original grease from decades of cooking covering most of the kitchen walls. Dog stained green (brown?) shag carpet adds a pervasive smell throughout the house.  Outdated pine wood paneling creates a dark, depressing ambiance.  Don't miss the family gallery covering every inch of the hallway (upstairs and down) and the thoroughly creepy oil painting of Grandpa at the spinning wheel over the fireplace.  Feel free to pet the animals, none bite as they are all stuffed.

I could go on (and on and on) as this is based on an actual open house I visited in my neighborhood.  In my experiences of house shopping I came to decode many of these descriptions:

  • cozy cottage=claustrophobic nightmare
  • warm rooms=dark pits
  • unique floorplan=choppy mess
  • pride of ownership= strange decor- mushroom accented tile or creepy doll and taxidermy collections easily fall in this description.
  • original wood paneling= dark, outdated, oppressive walls that need to be painted or removed.

While technically true, "artfully creative" descriptions are deceptive and once buyers arrive to view the property for themselves it is inevitable that they will be disappointed.  Instead of sugar coating them, isn't it better to address these issues?  I'm sure agents try to steer sellers into making these improvements but it can be a touchy situation for agents and overwhelming for sellers.  A Stager can act as a buffer to handle the delicate situation and can guide sellers through the process.  Stagers provide a plan for sellers as well as resources and contacts for getting the job done.

Your homes condition and decor may be fine to you as you enjoy your home while living in it, but sometimes they are not high-points for showing and selling.  It is difficult for anyone to view their own home objectively, but by utilizing the design savvy of a professional Stager you will be able to fix these liabilities and capitalize on the homes potential now.  The small investment in hiring a Home Stager can allow you to capitalize on your house's potential now instead of leaving that potential for the buyer (if there is one).

Ok, I feel better... 

 

12 Comments on "Artfully Creative" Property Descriptions

JAN
06
2007
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Gina- I'm honored...(give me a  minute) Okay, I'm all right.

Thanks so much for the link to my blog and thanks for expanding on this point.  I was in an RE office not too long ago and heard on agent on the phone saying "I just don't know what I could possibly write that would make this listing sound good."  If he had not gotten up and closed his office door, I would have waltzed right in and said 'Why fluff it, when you can fix it?'  One day they will understand...  This is the stuff they need to read.  The real meat of it.  I think we hesitate to tell it like it is and therefore they fail to take us seriously. 

One of my resolutions for this year - no more shooting myself in the foot with politeness.

You shoule post this in the Realtor group.

(elderberry - that's a new one)

1:05pm • #1
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Gina, very nicely done and great job on linking to another peer and giving credit...love to see that!

2:08pm • #2
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Hey Gina - I love your description.  I think it would be hilarious to try it.  I often write the comments for my FSBO clients (that is after I have done everything I can to persuade them to list with a realtor) and I love to pick up a new phrase. 

Here are some more codes:
Rustic charm - no running water,
great investment potential - must be torn down
Period detail - think that 70's show
Close to transportation -  L train runs through the back yard.

 

 

6:07pm • #3
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I am cracking up! You guys kill me. Now there is a 2 sided door hanger if I ever heard one.

While I am here, I just posted and extreemely good marketing idea...go check it out if you haven't already. 

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8:03pm • #4
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Mauren & Gina-  the one I love is ...tastefully decorated....that is ALWAYS a MESS!  I saw one that said that! - The walls were pink and lavendar and no it wasnt in the daughter's bedroom, it was the kitchen and family room! 

8:27pm • #5
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Hi Gina

You hit the nail right on the head. I remember when I was shopping for home, back then we did not have the internet to look at. We would look in the papers and mark the homes to see based on their descriptions. What a let down when we would arrive at the property.

I do think that realtors are beginning to get it and I do really believe they have always been worried about pricing...that is where we need to nail it. 

Love this blog...Phyllis Pafumi 

10:36pm • #6
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I love the cozy cottage.......I always have a flash of HI HO HI HO...and seeing 7 dwarf's come marching through!  Thanks for posting and making me laugh! I feel better now too!
10:40pm • #7
JAN
07
2007

My favorites are:

Easy access = sits right on the damn highway

Unobstructed view = not a tree within ten miles

Handyman's dream = unbearable nightmare

Great for First Time Investor = need buyer who knows nothing about real estate

Freshly painted = we covered up all the problems

10:45am • #8
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Kimberly, your post really did inspire me, well maybe set me off is a better description.  I am the same way, I have a habit of really soft pedaling the issues when I talk to agents about their listings.  It is a balancing act because it's not my intention to offend but it's so hard when you really feel strongly about something.  I literally did use the words "your listing is slightly creepy" in a follow up email to the house I described above.  I realize that probably wasn't the best tactic (gee, never heard from him again) but when I see him again at another open house I will make a joke of it and defend my opinion.  Geez I can't shut up about this.

Gena, you are so right, linking is an effective way to recommend peers posts and offer more exposure.  Thanks for commenting.

Maureen, Marci and James, THANK YOU for adding more codes!!  I love them all they are perfect and I have seen those too!!  Close to transportation and easy access are two of my faves.   

Sheron and Janice, glad to amuse!  Sheron, I like your marketing idea, Val spearheaded a similar plan.  I'll be back to your blog to comment shortly (I'm sure you can't wait ;-)).

Phyllis, yes!  We used to only have a printout of the listing w/a written description and maybe a picture of the front of the house.  Even with pictures today it can still be hit and miss on what you find when you get there- unless the property has been staged of course.

 

11:42am • #9
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haha so true!

 

cheers,

cindy

i love staging and all things staging!

i stage to sell, live & work in san francisco bay area

www.staged4more.com

http://stagingtipsandmore.com 

 

1:59pm • #10
JAN
08
2007
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Gina---You are so funny....and creative!  By the way, that house you described is the type I LOVE to stage!  Yep, just let me get my hands on that baby!!!
1:12am • #11
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Good post.  If sellers would listen to us, they would hire home stager from day one.

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