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What's in a Name

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Home Inspector with JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC HOI 394

Exterior brick chimneyNames can at times be so fitting, so apt. Yet names are not usually attached to objects or things with exceptions. For example, ships and boats always seem to get a name. My girls have given names to every car we own, plus my boat and our canoe. House's do not have names, unless they are some grand estate or manor (a pretentious way to say big house with lots of land). Sometimes even items within a house can get a name. When there is an ancient and faithful furnace occupying a dark corner of the basement, it can be affectionately referred to as "Ol' Bessie", a moniker that seems to go with ancient and reliable.

While inspecting a house on a recently cloudy morning with the sun struggling to push away the clouds, I found a chimney on the side of the home, that after some examination, deserved a name. This chimney was an exterior type used for a fire place and to vent the heating system. It was over 40 and looked a bit older than it's years.

Approaching the chimney I notice a progressively widening gap between the house and the bricks. This chimney was inclined, as in tending to becoming horizontal.Gap formed by a leaning chimney

While this may look bad, it was not as terrible as it appears. The structure was later examined by a professional engineer and found to be steadfastly in place. No repairs would be necessary to the chimney at this time, but monitoring was advised.

I however believe this chimney deserves a name fitting of its stature,

Eileen.

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Posted by

James Quarello
Connecticut Home Inspector
Former SNEC-ASHI President
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC

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Peggy Chirico
Prudential CT Realty - Manchester, CT
REALTORĀ® 860-748-8900, Hartford & Tolland County Real Estate

Very funny, Jim! It took me a few seconds to get it, but I got it. Have a great day!

May 07, 2012 10:31 PM
Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

Very appropriate name I would say. Interesting to this non-handyman that the lean was not an immediate issue.

May 07, 2012 10:47 PM
Donald Hester
NCW Home Inspections, LLC - Wenatchee, WA
NCW Home Inspections, LLC

Jim, Good stuff. One thing about that is what will live behind there. I had one that was separated and it had a nice honey bee nest going on. Or maybe it could be a bat habitat?

 

May 08, 2012 02:12 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Hopefully Eileen doesn't become Eileen Dover!

I had a chimney once having pulled away a good 4" from the house.  The people said they thought there might be one or two bats behind it because they would fly out at night.  It was an old house with a walk-up attic.  I went up and turned on my light, and scared between one and two million bats!  Yep, one or two.

Could you see behind and how much light was coming in?  Is that an open gap to the attic?

May 08, 2012 07:59 PM
James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
Connecticut Home Inspector

Peggy, Thanks, might as well have a little fun while we work.

Gary, Which is why we suggest experts. Sometimes things are as they seem.

Don, That was a topic that was discussed. I found that bats has exploited the opening and had gotten into the attic in the past. 

Jay, As long as she doesn't have plumbers crack :0 

One or two or one or two million...hmmm, somewhere in between lies the truth. There was as I said to Don, evidence a few bats had been in the attic. The gap in the attic behind the chimney had been plugged up with.....steel wool. Actually very effective. 

May 09, 2012 08:58 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

This was the most bats I have ever seen at one time since I went into the cave on the C&O Canal near the Antietam Battlefield!  And the guano on the floor, ALL over the floor, was 4-6", no exaggeration!

A million might be a bit much, but it was at least a gazillion...

May 09, 2012 10:19 PM
James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
Connecticut Home Inspector

4 - 6 inches! Naaaasty and unhealthy. 

May 09, 2012 10:49 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I asked the people (renters) if they were sick a lot and the lady who rented the upstairs level, not very educated, said yes, "all the time."  She thought it was just colds and winter stuff.  But I found that in June!

I felt really bad for them and told the owner he was a lucky boy that they didn't die because of something.  He got right on the clean up.

May 10, 2012 03:05 AM