Here is a quickie from my family to yours at Family Abstract, Inc.  Title insurance is serious, being serious is a choice!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.http://www.familyabstract.com

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

Don't you just love old ladies?

Make it a  great Tuesday, and keep us in mind for title insurance in PA, NNJ, MD. or Fl.

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Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

 
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9 Comments on A whole new can of worms

MAY
08
2012
153,049 Points 7 Featured Posts

To quote a very famous Vulcan, "it is logical".
9:14am • #1
1,063,951 Points 12 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Glenn, That was a nice story to read this morning, I needed a laugh, thank you!
10:02am • #2
510,053 Points 2 Featured Posts

Too funny I had to share with a few friends.  Thanks for the mid day chuckle.

 
10:23am • #3
123,446 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Thanks for visiting and commenting, I appreciate it. 

12:01pm • #4
262,293 Points Called Shot Master

I bet I know that lady.  Some people will look at the good of everything!
1:03pm • #5
390,099 Points Outside Blog

Heh, missed where that one was going. :-0  Thanks for the smile.
1:20pm • #6
1,406,468 Points 54 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Now, I like the way she thinks.  Although, the deeper meaning has much merit.
6:15pm • #7
MAY
09
2012
123,446 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Keep on following and Ill keep on fiding them.

 

Thanks all.
6:25am • #8
123,446 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Outside the box thinking, she might have invented it.
6:26am • #9


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