New Way To Get Houses Sold! GHETTO FABULOUS!

They've all done it! Ralph Lauren, Martha Stewart, Laura Ashley...and now, LANIA DEMERS presents:

The Ghetto Fabulous Line, (exclusively available through my Colorado Springs Office)! That's right, the old Aspen White and Lyndhurst Castle classic colors aren't selling homes like they used to, so I've come up with this new strategy...

I'm developing a fresh line of exterior house paints so HIDEOUS, so VULGAR, so OFFENSIVE that the neighbors will chip in to buy your listings just so they can re-paint them and bring their own property values back up!!! Here's just a sample of what I have planned for this spring:

 Pistachio Salad from our "Pot Luck Dinner Collection"

 "Pepto" from our "Coyote Ugly Morning After Collection"

 "GO BRONCOS" from our "Colorado Redneck Collection"

 "Grape Nightmare" from our "Colorblind Designer Collection"

 Be one of the first to order your custom palet and make sure you get those listings next door to the sharpest home on the block for optimum marketing power!!!

 

7 Comments on New Way To Get Houses Sold! GHETTO FABULOUS!

Oh my goodness, that is too funny!!!!  Where on earth did you find those colors?  Are those colors even made in nature?

01/03/2008 04:07 PM by Marlene Scheffer, Realtor to Kitsap County, WA (Realty Station)

That may not be a bad marketing idea. BTW - love those colors!

01/03/2008 04:12 PM by Jim Albano (Prudential Damiano Realty)

"I can see a rainbow... lalala" LMAO! I love it! From a distance anyways :-)

01/03/2008 04:27 PM by Michael La Fay & Sara Edwards (Meadow Lakes Supply Co.)

These houses are perfectly acceptable if you are in the islands or Spain.  But Colorado is the land of the beige.  My son lives in Highlands Ranch and I asked him why all of the houses were brown?  Ahhhh there has to be a happy medium somewhere!

01/03/2008 05:50 PM by Cindy Jones-Offering Real Estate Service for the 21st Century in Northern VA (RE/MAX Allegiance #1 RE/MAX Company in the World)

Right Cindy...Actually it's taupe! My husband hates the color "Taupe" because it could be on the beige scale or on the gray scale or the tan scale, but everyone says taupe. He thinks people just like to say the word.

Thanks Sara, Jim and Marlene...I think it would actually stimulate some local interest if we paint some listings these colors!

01/03/2008 06:08 PM by Lania DeMers, Broker Rocky Mountain Realty Co. (Rocky Mountain Realty Co.)

Kind of reminds me of Southbeach in Miami, hey some one is gone love them colors

01/03/2008 07:48 PM by Michael Eisenberg, Bellingham Realtor (Fairhaven Realty)

Yikes!  A home stager's nightmare.  Actually these houses make me a little hungry for Mexican food! 

There is no "pot of gold" at the end of this rainbow! :)

01/04/2008 12:36 PM by Janice Sutton - Temecula Murrieta Home stager - Home staging (1st Stage Property Transformations)

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Real Estate Agent: Lania DeMers, Broker Rocky Mountain Realty Co. (Rocky Mountain Realty Co.)
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