They've all done it! Ralph Lauren, Martha Stewart, Laura Ashley...and now, LANIA DEMERS presents:

The Ghetto Fabulous Line, (exclusively available through my Colorado Springs Office)! That's right, the old Aspen White and Lyndhurst Castle classic colors aren't selling homes like they used to, so I've come up with this new strategy...

I'm developing a fresh line of exterior house paints so HIDEOUS, so VULGAR, so OFFENSIVE that the neighbors will chip in to buy your listings just so they can re-paint them and bring their own property values back up!!! Here's just a sample of what I have planned for this spring:

 Pistachio Salad from our "Pot Luck Dinner Collection"

 "Pepto" from our "Coyote Ugly Morning After Collection"

 "GO BRONCOS" from our "Colorado Redneck Collection"

 "Grape Nightmare" from our "Colorblind Designer Collection"

 Be one of the first to order your custom palet and make sure you get those listings next door to the sharpest home on the block for optimum marketing power!!!