A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

 

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Sold."

 

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now."

 

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Okay, you started it!  Two women, Lucy and Donna meet in heaven.  They begin to commiserate on their deaths and Lucy tells Donna that her raging jealousy killed her.  She came home from work one day and had a feeling that another woman was in the house.  She fought with her husband and then raced through the home frantically searching for his girlfriend.  She was speeding down the stairs, tripped, fell and cracked her head and now, here she was.  She asked Donna what happened to her and Donna replied "I froze to death."  If you hadn't fallen and had opened the freezer we would both be alive!
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Michael, I absolutely love this story and have already passed it on so others could enjoy the humor!  Thanks for sharing!
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LOL...Hey, market price is market price.  You just need to remember what market you are in.
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Mamie, Thanks for sharng, loved it!

Sharon and William, Thanks for stopping by. I'm glad you enjoyed the joke.  

Have a great day, everybody!  
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Very good. That boy will be selling cars or vacuum cleaners very soon.
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