Sent to me by a good friend.  Enjoy!

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging 2 plastic bags.  One of the bags had a rip and every now and then a $20 bill would fall out.

A Policeman seeing this, stopped the lady and told her about the money coming out.

"Oh darn," she replied..."I better go back and see if I can find them."

"Well not so fast, where did you get a bag of cash like that.  Did yo steal it?"

"No No No, you see I live next to the golf course.  I have a wood fence and it has a knot hole.  Some of the male golfers would pee through that hole and it killed my flowers.  It really upset me.  So, I started standing by the fence with my hedge clippers and when one of them stuck it through the hole I GRABBED it.  I told them that it was going to cost the $20 or I would cut it off!"

"Well, sounds reasonable." Replied the cop as he chuckled under his breath.  "So, what's in the other bag." he asked.

"Well, not everyone paid up!"

I think I will keep to fishing!

 
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6 Comments on Golfers Beware!

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Okay Mr. William... you must have been one of the guys that paid... LMAO
4:59pm • #1
1,405,835 Points 54 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Richard...No need for birth control any longer! 
5:18pm • #2
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OMG - that's too funny Bill.  I'm sure this will get some groans from the men, LOL.  
7:20pm • #3
JUN
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236,472 Points 1 Featured Post Called Shot Master

LOL...I don't golf but i still see the humore in this.  Could go for many different things.
9:58am • #4
JUN
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262,168 Points Called Shot Master

LOL...not at all what I was thinking.  But I do see the incentive to pay
11:24am • #5
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Didn't see that one comming. Thanks for the laugh.
12:19am • #6


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