Hard to believe, especially when it's in prime location with stunning views.
A client of ours who has a pretty mature funny-bone couldn't resist the temptation to bash out a quick Top 10 Reasons to explain the free-fall. Can you help her finish the job?
10. Meth lab built by teenage son blew up in basement.
9. Teenage son still in basement.
8. Prostitute died in "accident." White chalk outline not actually drawn in washable chalk.
7. Pro b-baller (note "sports court" included with property) drove hummer through living room to show off to friends.
6. Ancient burial ground under kitchen. Every casserole and cake comes out of the oven burned with the face of Geronimo.
5. 736 cats call it home.
4. In fit of financial catastrophe owners filled drywall with human feces and rats before bank foreclosure.
OK that's all I got.....
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