LIFE IS TOO MUCH

Here I was at 14 and I look like I am over 20 no problem. Of course what good use do me and my friends put this toward? I can buy the cigarettes and the beer. Get Richie and we will be smokin & jokin in minutes. Well we all grow up at some point.  Now, fast forward a little and you want to try to look younger not older.

SENIOR DISCOUNT...please?

Then, they raised movie ticket prices. I noticed right off that seniors paid significantly less and so did kids, but everyone else paid through the nose. I was then tempted to become a senior before my time. Remember, I am the guy who always looked older than he was so I thought no problem.

DO YOU HAVE ID?

The plan to purchase senior tickets fizzled out and was embarrassing too. You see they knew people would fudge on the new price hikes by using the senior method. they were ready, I was not. I tried it a couple more times at different places and it flopped. Each one asking for proof. One person quickly asked me what year I was born and I wasn't prepared GULP!

BEYOND ALL QUESTIONING

Now, I am the age when you qualify for the senior discount. What happens? They just give it to me and call me SIR before during and after the transaction. I no longer look young or look old, I am now beyond questioning. I want people to ask me my age again and have me prove it even. Perhaps people feel sorry for me and just want me to have the movie discount...I don't know

Life is too much