Every once in a while at Family Abstract, Inc. we are completely done a settlement but we are 
still waiting on the wire or we are still waiting for a couple of “conditions” to be resolved. Recently, we were doing a settlement that was being held up because of a roof issue that has not been resolved. We, being the full service title agency that we are, jumped into the problem and got to the bottom of it.
The story goes like this…
Kevin walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he
had. Kevin said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Kevin what he had…
Kevin said, ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said,
‘Shingles..’ So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test,
an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait
for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the
nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, ‘Shingles.’ The doctor asked, ‘Where?’
Kevin said, ‘Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload ‘em??’
The Devil as we all know lies in the details! That’s where our respect for Realtors come in, your complete understanding of every nuance of the transaction to be certain settlement goes smooth and the transaction is completed the day its scheduled. On behalf of everyone at Family Abstract, thanks for all you do.
We are a licensed title agency in Pa, NJ, MD. and FL. From my family to yours, from commitment to closing, all our very best! Please “Like Us”, Please Google +1 us, but PLEASE don’t leave us!
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