There is no WAY this can be safe!

It was a long inspection of a very unusual house.  I suspect this will not be my last blog post about this home. 

Return air grille

As I headed from the master bedroom into the living room I noticed a return air grate on the wall.  Now I don’t usually pull the covers off these air returns---unless the furnace filter is behind it.  This particular one was clearly not the type that would typically have a filter in it. 

Like I said, I don’t usually take the cover off of them, but I do get down at an angle such that I can look through the grille with my flashlight to see what I can see.  Sometimes they are plugged with pet hair, usually they are uneventful.

By checking them I can get a little bit of an idea of the condition of the ductwork---the same as sticking my camera down a heat register to see what those ducts look like.

When I aimed my flashlight into this one I was surprised by what I saw.

I smiled at my buyer and said, "check this out,“ when I really wanted to say, "I don’t see how this can be safe!”

I started to unscrew the grille, to show them what was inside, when the whole thing just fell off in my hands.

Safe in a wall

The screws were fake and the grille was attached with a magnet to the steel cover of a hidden safe!

Who would have guessed?

Well I guess at least the family jewels were safe---and they even left the key!

 

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That may be one of the best ways...make that was one of the best ways to hide a safe I'd seen.  Now you've let the secret out of the bag.

2:27pm • #49
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Wow! I agree with Cindy - best ways to hide a safe. Seriously, what was the point here of even having the safe?? 

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This sounds like a good idea to me. Usually it is the master bedroom closet, but so typical.

3:25pm • #51
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Hard to forget where's the safe, it always returns to the same place. 

4:49pm • #52
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I guess you blew the cover off that one! I wouldn't have thought. Interestingly enough, someone told me that some people involved in illegal activity often hide things in air returns (money, etc.).

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Charles -- That's pretty cool. Never heard of that. But what's with leaving the key?

6:40pm • #54
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Charlie, You just never know what you will find in those darn returns. That is better than some of the other crud I find.

7:18pm • #55
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Very clever. Much better than the fake soup cans in the kitchen cabinet
8:18pm • #56
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Nice find Charles. I was remodeling a West Seattle house a few years back and we found a kids goodie box in a wall - not the crown jewels, but it was kinda cool to see the magazines and stuff - from the 50's...

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Anonymous, that is pretty cool!

Jennifer, for sure---hiding in plain sight

John, and that expectation is what makes this spot so good I guess

Rob, yes---they are usually just doing the job they were intended to do

Carla, lots of repairs will be necessary if it does not convey---so I would vote that it is a permanent fixture.

Ira, most would not I think

Kate, and I will know where to look :)

Eric, and now that spot is out too---if we give away enough locations, they won't be able to check them all :)

Cindy, I know---time to get creative and come up with a different "cover" :)

Gina, lots of people have them---I have installed quite a few for people---just trying to make it difficult for people.  Burglars don't like to mess with something that is going to make a lot of noise to get into.

Sandy, that does seem like a common place

Jim, yup :)

Carla, I mostly find certain magazines and toys in ductwork---maybe a few coins but never the real thing

Barbara, my only thought was that the sellers were leaving it for the buyers.

Don, it was kind of fun---lightened up the inspection for a few minutes

Dale, those cans of soup are too easy to cart away

Erica, it was quite empty---thankfully.

Terkel, it is always fun to find those blasts from the past

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Charles, as a home inspector, I am sure you come across many 'surprises'. Some are unsafe and some are....'safe'!

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Very Interesting Charles, good job spotting that.

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Charles, now that was not the post I thought I was going to read here! 

3:26am • #62
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Charles,

At least that would not harm anyone, I bet you have seen some really dangerous stuff in your time...

-Brent

7:51am • #63
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Praful, I had another great one yesterday I can't wait to post about :)

David, thanks

Pat, I thought maybe it would work like that :)

Brent, for sure

7:59am • #64
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It is amazing what you find on some inspections.  Every time I think I have seen it all, I find out that I have not.

9:22am • #65
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Robert that is sure true and what makes our job so interesting at times

10:50am • #66
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"UneVENTful"   hahaha.  I wonder if the current owner knew it was there?

7:29am • #67

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