The Checkup (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales 3090099

The Checkup

The Checkup

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try to be pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, freely and frequently, express your love for him and satisfy his every whim.

"If you can do this for the next 1 to 2 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"I'm sorry - he said you're going to die," she replied.

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Rainmaker
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Bud & Beth McKinney
RE/MAX UNITED - Cary, NC
Cary/Raleigh/Apex NC - The Team That Cares, RE/MAX United

Haha thank you so much for sharing this, it has been pretty stressful around here today and a good laugh was indeed what I needed!

Jun 24, 2012 11:57 AM #1
Rainer
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Leslie G. Rojohn
MoonDancer Realty - Sylva, NC
GRI, ABR ~ MoonDancer Realty

And then her stress level will be zero and she can live a long and peaceful life.  Good one.

Jun 24, 2012 01:26 PM #2
Rainmaker
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Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Gabe, Cold...very cold!

Jun 24, 2012 02:17 PM #3
Rainmaker
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Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Always good to have an impartial party there to here and interpret what the doctor says.  ;-)

 

Jun 24, 2012 04:25 PM #4
Rainmaker
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...I am thinking I know that couple.  Yup, I do for sure!

Jun 24, 2012 06:08 PM #5
Rainmaker
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Cal Yoder
Keller Williams of Central PA East - Lititz, PA
Homes For Sale in Lancaster PA - 717.413.0744

Gabe, I like your humor. Gotta love it and it was good for me to have a smile brought to my face. Have a great week.

Cal

Jun 24, 2012 07:10 PM #6
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Michelle Leslie
La Mirada, CA
Marketing the Marketing!

Even though I am not married yet, still very funny!

Jun 26, 2012 04:00 PM #7
Rainmaker
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Well Michelle, get married, wait a few years and maybe it won't be quite that funny!  :-)

Jun 27, 2012 04:22 AM #8
Rainmaker
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Thanks for your comments, always appreciated.

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