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The Ten Commandments of Home Lending in 2012
 

 

  1. Thou shalt understand, foremost, that this transaction will be unlike any of its predecessors.
  2. Thou shalt willingly subject thyself to a wrath of diabolically voluminous, redundant and confounding disclosure forms.
  3. Thou shalt prepare to provide exhaustive documentation for thine income, asset and credit histories.
  4. Thou shalt not take on new credit or debt once thy loan process has begun, nor shall thy attempt to "clean up" or perform do-it-thyself credit repair once thy loan is approved.
  5. Thou shalt apply thy hand and seal to letters of explanation for any and all credit inquires made during thy loan process.
  6. Thou shalt forgive thy Lender for being forced to use sign language and smoke signals to order an appraisal, and thy shall install a carbon monoxide detector in thine abode before inspection.
  7. Thou shalt provide a paper trail for every non-payroll deposit into any of thy bank accounts, from today’s date back to the time of the Book of Genesis.
  8. Thou shalt not covet, nor co-sign for, thy neighbor's motorcycle, or anything else, for that matter.
  9. Thou shalt remember that thy Lender must pull a prior-to-funding credit report to appease the Agency Gods.
  10. Thou shalt not take thy Lender's name in vain.  Thou hast been warned.
 
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Robert J. Spinosa

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Mill Valley, CA 94941

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JUL
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Thanks for making me smile!

6:26am • #55

Preach on Brother Rob!

I'm sure you could probably add another ten more without breaking a sweat.

My personal missing Commandment would be "Though shalt tell thy lender if they have not filed thine tax returns, for all will be revealed through thine 4506T".

7:07am • #56
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Here's the one I wrote for Real Estate Agents;

 

Thou shall not view even one home without being pre-approved for a mortgage.

Thou shall not buy the first home that you view.

Thou shall not fall in love with the décor.

Thou shall read and understand the terms of the entire purchase contract.

Thou shall not be your own home inspector (unless you are one in real life).

Thou shall not quibble with the seller over minor repairs.

Thou shall not be your own lawyer (unless you are one in real life).

Thou shall not spend the money you have saved for your down payment.

Thou shall not spend the money you have saved for your closing costs.

Thou shall show up at closing with a certified check & homeowner’s insurance policy.

 

 

 

7:37am • #57
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Rob, why did you make this a member's only post? This is great information for consumers.

10:17am • #59

Robert, That was a great start to read your post. How funny and true those words are. Everyone needs to see this if for no other reason than to have a good laugh, we all need that right now. Thank you for sharing.

David

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Robert

Very clever

Today, I had an appraiser call to ask to be let back in the property because the underwriter wants him to take a picture of the carbon monoxide detector. It wasn't enough to note that it was there...they want a picture!

2:58pm • #61
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Very catchy and creative.  Being a lender seems to be so much tougher nowadays with everything the government requires of you.

3:33pm • #62
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Nice post making light of some of the deal killing moves our clients unknowingly make.

5:55am • #63

I liked your post!  I'm going to show it to some of my clients.

11:27am • #64
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Rob, thanks I am going to share with all of my agents.

5:08am • #65
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Love the one about not coveting or co-signing for your neighbor's motorcycle!  Love it!  That and the explanation of non-payroll deposits to the beginning of Genesis...

11:21am • #66
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I had a good chuckle as I could relate to each commandment as recently as my last 2 transactions. Re-blog!

12:14pm • #67
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Your blog is interesting. It is both funny and helpful. Thanks for sharing the ten commandents with us.

Betty

1:06pm • #68
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Classic ! So sad that it's true!! Thanks for a great post with good reminders of what to tell our buyers
8:15pm • #69
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Rob - Unfortunately, there is too much truth in these commandments and the frustrations that go with many of them.

11:47pm • #70
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Great Post Rob,

It makes you laugh however, it makes you cry when you have to repeat over and over do not use your credit cards to buy furniture before closing.

10:54am • #71
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Hi Rob,  Pretty funny stuff except that it too close to the truth !   LOL

11:49am • #72
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Very humorous way to get the information across. Everyone in the business knows this is nothing but the truth! Thanks for sharing.

2:38pm • #73
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Very catchy post! I like your writing style. I had a chuckle!

6:02pm • #74

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