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First Time Home Buyer Questionnaire

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Howard Hanna Rand Realty License # 49FA1074963


First Time Home Buyer Questionnaire

Name: _________________________________________________
Current Address:__________________________________________
__________________________________________
Email: _______________________________                     Cell phone:___________________________

So that we may better serve you, please take a few minutes to answer the following questions.


Section I: Mortgage Finance
Have you been prequalified by a lender?  Yes__    No__
If “yes,” Is the lender someone you found on the Internet? Yes__ No__
Would you be willing to speak to one of our trusted mortgage sources? Yes__ No__

Section II: Attorney Selection
Have you chosen an attorney? Yes__ No__
Would you be willing to speak to one of our trusted attorney sources? Yes__ No__

If you have chosen an attorney, Please answer the following:
Is real estate part of their regular practice?  Yes__ No__
Is this county where they typically practice law?  Yes__ No__

Are they a blood relative or close family friend?  Yes__ No__
If “yes” to the above, are they giving you a “discount?” Yes__ No__

In choosing your lawyer, did you ever say/think “what can possibly go wrong?” Yes__ No__

Section III: Parental Assistance
Will your parents be assisting you, financially or the decision process? Yes__ No__

If you answered “yes,” to the last question, have your parents accepted the fact that you have grown up to adulthood and are capable of functioning in society? Yes__ No__ Unsure__

Will your parents see homes with us as we tour, or wait until we troll through three dozen or more dumps before killing the one acceptable deal that fits your budget? Yes__No__ 5th__

Section IV: Role of Buyer Agent
True or False:
The Buyer agent is a trusted advisor whose professionalism will aid me in my purchase. True__  False__

My licensed co-worker or out of state relative is a trusted advisor. True__  False__

I can get all the answers I need from Google. I need the agent to unlock the door. True__  False__

It is normal to call someone I am not sleeping with weeknights after 8pm or weekend mornings and talk to them for 45 minutes on a regular basis. True__  False__

30 minutes notice to see a home when I haven’t returned a call or email in 2 weeks falls with the guidelines of responsible adult behavior. True__  False__

I understand exactly how a  real estate agent is paid. True__  False__

If things don’t go my way the adult thing to do is blame the person standing closest to me or the individual delivering the news. True__  False__

Section V: Buyer profile
Agree or Disagree:
I am comfortable with making decisions. Agree__ Disagree__
I am in therapy or in psychiatric treatment. Agree__ Disagree__
I am “winning” in my therapy or psychiatric treatment. Agree__ Disagree__
I am on medication. Agree__ Disagree__ (if “yes”, please attach list)
I am prone to accident,  memory loss, blackouts, or stress induced dementia. Agree__ Disagree__
I have a vacation planned to a remote area sometime in the next 90 days. Agree__ Disagree__

I came very close to making a deal on another property with another agent in the last year. That home is still for sale, and the agent has my contact information. Agree__ Disagree__
A person I am related to or close to is terminally ill or otherwise infirmed. Agree__ Disagree__
I prefer to bring my children on showings. Agree__ Disagree__
I like to criticize or argue with my spouse or partner in public. Agree__ Disagree__

Thank you. You will either be referred to a competitor or contacted by a member of our firm.



Comments(122)

Erika Madsen
eXp Realty - Mesa, AZ
eXp Realty Broker ~ CE Instructor ~ elm Biz De

LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!!

Jul 10, 2012 12:22 AM
Anonymous
Tammy Cockrell

ROFL!! Classic :)

Jul 10, 2012 03:56 AM
#104
Debbe Perry
Real Living Carolina Property - Morganton, NC
828.439.3084 Morganton/Lake James NC

Laughter is the very best medicine! And no one ever said that the truth is not hysterical!

Gonna print this out for our staff meeting. I'll give you full credit of authorship, of course, but know that we'll all relate!

Thanks for a great post.

Jul 10, 2012 05:21 AM
Deb Espinoza
Stage Presence Homes, San Diego Real Estate - Ramona, CA
GRI, Broker, SRS,ABR ePro, SFR, CNE

OMG! Phillip that is priceless! and I am going to use it- well, maybe tweak it a bit. LOL cracked me up !

Jul 10, 2012 11:35 AM
Christine Donovan
Donovan Blatt Realty - Costa Mesa, CA
Broker/Attorney 714-319-9751 DRE01267479 - Costa M

J. Philip - Quite a unique way to separate the wheat from the chaff and figure out what stays and what goes to someone else ; )

Jul 10, 2012 04:05 PM
Joy Carter & Jeff Booker Brother and Sister Team
Keller Williams Parkland/Coral Springs Realty-GreatFloridaHomes Team - Coral Springs, FL
Trust Your Family's Move To Our Expertise!

I got a BIG Kick out of this.....

Certainly worthy of a Re-Blog!  Joy

Jul 10, 2012 11:37 PM
John DL Arendsen
CREST "BACKYARD' HOMES, ON THE LEVEL General & Manufactured Home Contractor, TAG Real Estate Sales & Investments - Leucadia, CA
Crest Backyard Homes "ADU" dealer & RE Developer

Hope you don't mind if I copy and paste that into our protocol. Very simple and to the point.

Jul 11, 2012 01:20 AM
Jairo Arreola #SOLDBYVETERAN
PRG Real Estate - San Jose, CA
VA Home Loan Specialist - SF Bay Area

Ha! Some of these questions made me chuckle. Great questions, and a great way to find out some much needed info.

Jul 11, 2012 10:38 AM
Woody Edwards
First Choice Realty, Inc - Chesterfield, VA
A Realtor® Who Answers His Phone!

Can I copy and paste it for use by a couple of my agents. One in particular needs this form especially!

Jul 12, 2012 10:43 AM
Dagny Eason
Dagny's Real Estate - Wilton, CT
Fairfield County CT, CDPE Homes For Sale and Condo

Absolutely perfect!!!!!   I am going to share with a buyer family today who have a fabulous sense of humor - they will love it!!!!!    You crack us all up

Jul 15, 2012 02:54 AM
Dianne Goode
Raleigh Cary Realty - Raleigh, NC
Realtor/Broker

OMG laughed so hard at this!   If I had only used  your  form with a Difficult Client earlier this year,  I could have saved myself hours of aggravation.  

Jul 15, 2012 09:21 AM
Marnie Matarese
DWELL REAL ESTATE - Sarasota, FL
Showing you the best of Sarasota!

Phil, have had two buyers get half way through it before they figured out it was a joke.  Sort of.  Loved it and am so glad that you post these really funny things from time to time.

Jul 17, 2012 11:41 AM
Pacita Dimacali
Alain Pinel - Oakland, CA
Alameda/Contra Costa Counties CA

Philip

I came from Elisa's reblog. I had missed this, and am I glad she reblogged.

Excellent post :)

Jul 21, 2012 03:42 PM
Dylan Taft
Dylan Taft Broker/Owner Taft Street Realty, Inc. - Woodstock, NY
Ulster County Area Consultant

I can always count on Phil to make me laugh when I get to work in the morning! 

Aug 02, 2012 11:46 PM
Kasey & John Boles
Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - BoiseMeridianRealEstate.com - Boise, ID
Boise & Meridian, ID Ada/Canyon/Gem/Boise Counties

Nice.  I started out thinking it was a real buyer questionair and then I was laughing toward the end.  I suppose it is "real" but not really one we are handing out to potential clients on a regular basis :-)  Or maybe you do?  That would be even better...I wouldn't have the guts unless I knew the clients' sense of humor or personality - Kasey

Oct 30, 2012 04:32 PM
Wayne B. Pruner
Oregon First - Tigard, OR
Tigard Oregon Homes for Sale, Realtor, GRI

This is a good post with good comments. I always learn something from the conversation.

Nov 08, 2012 01:49 PM
Liz Lockhart
Riverbend Realty, Cape Girardeau, MO - Cape Girardeau, MO
GRI, Cape Girardeau Real Estate

Started my afternoon off right with laughter. ..

Jun 11, 2015 03:41 AM
Alyse "Aly" Sands
AGORA Realty - Nashville, TN
It's Good To Be Home

Very funny...and true!

Jun 11, 2015 07:26 AM
Dennis Erickson
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Montana Properties - Bozeman, MT
My Best..., Always!

So, you're saying you'd like to refer this "client"?

 

Jun 12, 2015 02:34 AM
Dennis Erickson
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Montana Properties - Bozeman, MT
My Best..., Always!

Just kidding.  Hilarious stuff. 

Jun 12, 2015 02:36 AM