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I do not know the author of this, but I stumbled on it and thought it was funny!

Enjoy!

DAD'S SUPERBOWL SURPRISE 

1. One big screen T.V.

2. 1 or more friends.

3. Assume comfy positions in the best chairs in the house.

4. Drain, carefully, ALL small children form the area. (These you can add back later).

5. Combine pretzels, chips and dips within an arm's distance.

6. Moisten well with beer.

7. Halfway through cooking, visit with family; refill pretzels, chips and dips, and again moisten palate with cold beer.

8. Allow to simmer and boil as loved team is beaten and whipped.

9. Top with sweet, small children to remove bitter taste of scalding.

10. Vow step 8 will be different next year.

  ~VS~

Here's to a great Super Bowl wherever you are and whomever you root for!

 

Vanessa Stalets

Brentwood TN Real Estate

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615-661-4400

 
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19 Comments on DAD'S SUPERBOWL SURPRISE - FUNNY!

JAN
13
2008
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I sure hope that your prediction is correct.  I will be watching today as they (hopefully) whip up on the Giants.  I saw that there were no surprises in yesterday's games. 
10:50am • #1
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Sounds perfect to me, with the exception of the Cowboys. Even though we are underdogs, I've got to root for my Giants!

 

Good luck!
10:54am • #2
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Vanessa Is this a great country or what - you let a Giants fan in to make a comment
2:27pm • #3
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Vanessa- Sorry about the Titans. My jag's feel yesterday too.
2:46pm • #4
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Dallas all the way hey!
4:13pm • #5
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Did you see Eli Manning drop the  F -bomb? 3rd from last play in the 1st half, just before the Giants got their touchdown to even it up...camera came in close and there was manning..lol! Who da thunk it, 70 some yards in 42 seconds? Never woulda happened without the stupid face mask stunt....ok, back to the game.
5:18pm • #6
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Vanessa that was really funny especially the part about Dallas going to the super bowl
9:50pm • #7
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I loved it...especially the draining small children and adding them back later part . The Giants/Cowboys game could have gone either way in the last 9 minutes. One of our agents is huge Cowboys fan and I know that he was well moistened...not with beer, but with his favorite "highball".
10:48pm • #8
JAN
14
2008
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Vanessa...I am all ready and set! Bring on the big game!
5:09am • #9
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ok, I am a person of integrity and I can gracefully admit defeat...Romos literally threw it all away.

"no,no, really, take the game(and the ball), I insist"

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:06am • #10
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Vanessa, As a life long Steeler fan.....I have lost all interest......until this weekend....I am now on the Pack wagon......
9:20am • #11
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Dan- That is big of you, however, I wish to sulk for a bit more....
11:05am • #12
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I am ready for the arm chair coaching at my house. We also are looking forward to the outrageous commercials.
11:45pm • #13
JAN
15
2008
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Dionne- Yeah, the comercials are great! By then I should be done sulking...lol
7:27am • #14
JAN
20
2008
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Jason- Maybe next year huh buddy?!
8:10am • #15
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Jim- You got your wish...now can they hang on?
8:11am • #16
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BLR - We shall see how it ends up....ready, set PLAY BALL! Oh, oops wrong sport...hahahaha *wink*
8:14am • #17
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Hi Vanessa,

It's going to be a battle, but I'm rooting hard for my team. Go Big Blue! But more importantly, win or lose, I'll still be rooting for you to win your own personal battle. You're doing great so far, you're winning. Stay strong! Go Vanessa!
8:30am • #18
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Jim- You know, you just made my day! Rooting for me on your teams big day, how cool is that?! Remembering that I have been having trouble with another issue from another post..Iam just grinning from ear to ear, thanks friend!
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