Still recovering from the 4th? These bloopers indicate that some agents may still be trying to sober up. Check out these hilarious gaffes:

Too Much Time On Your Hands

“Moisture intruder” (Announcing the new superhero – Hose Man!)

“Bath byday” (Drink much by night?)

“One hat property!” ( One headless agent…)

“Out address is…” (Let me guess – Harvey Milk’s party invitation?)

Too Much Information

“Mole in basement” (Last entry on the CIA Office Directory.)

“Wires near house not hot voltage” (Well, you obviously stuck your tongue on something!)

“Small lak in master bath” (Note to kayak enthusiasts: Avoid brown water.)

“Steps to bach” (It’s pretty hard to dance to St. Matthew’s Passion.)

Too Much To Be True

“Los of light” ( That’s what happens when you pass out after the 5th martini.)

“Maturd trees” (When the wind blows, that must cause a real sh_tstorm!)

“Looking for backer” (Is this a house or the Indianapolis Colts?)

‘Rash before it goes” (I suggest you try a strong ointment…)

“We welcome all inquirkies” (Sign on your door at Nuts-R-Us treatment Facility, sweetheart?)

Too Much Grass

“Big lawn for kids and pots” (So are you suggesting we cook the kiddies?)

“Newley laid law” (Gloria Allred must have gotten lucky last night!)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell and Sell!

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Well, you gotta like a house without hot voltage.  How much more safe can it be!?  I would avoid the maturd trees though.  Sounds nasty.
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Gwen. Anither good set of typos. I like the rash before it goes. It gives me an itch.
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Good morning Gwen,

I don't know which is funnier, "newly laid law" or your Gloria Allred theory!
5:23am • #13
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garaughty, abstract art, graphic design, WordPress consultant

Because inquirky minds want to know!  ;-)
8:28am • #14
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Hi Gwen -- you prove once again that not even the spell check function is enough to stop some of these offenders.   
8:59am • #15
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Erv, sometimes I wish I didn't see so well. It gives me nightmares :-)

Andrew, I agree. It's interesting that although those agents can't spell, they can probably count the number of zeros on their commission checks!

Tom, I need a house like that too… because I'm going to pot :-)

LOL - Conrad, her ex-husband certainly got drunk enough, because they have a daughter. But who knows - maybe now he's in therapy…

Dorie, thank you for your ongoing support – it's always wonderful to hear from you!
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Brenda, thanks for tuning in, and have a wonderful weekend!

Jay, I think you are wise in avoiding the "maturd" trees. That must have come from a constipated agent.

Valerie, some people just give too much information. I don't want to imagine where that guy's rash is!)

 Lisa, I'd like to think that she is doing something to help her chill out :-

Marti, I like quirky - just not in spelling!
11:39am • #17
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Michael, I think these offenders should be incarcerated in a classroom with evil, knuckle-smacking nuns.
11:42am • #18
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Gwen, Good for you capturing some of the humor of the last few days. Agents really should check their work though.
2:33pm • #19
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Debbie, sadly enough, I find these every week. Please be sure to check back in or subscribe, because I post the Blooper Blog every Friday. Welcome aboard!
2:39pm • #20
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Can always count on your bloopers to brighten my day!
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Patty, I can always count on your comments to brighten my day!
3:24pm • #22
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The inquirkies are out in force. Hide your valuables!
4:10pm • #23
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Lyn, do you think the inquirkies are quirky inmates? Or maybe they are inmates from Alba-quirky :-)
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Gwen - still without some of the entertainment value of the MLS - it would be pretty dry reading ... thanks for sharing!
7:15pm • #25
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Jack, I never thought of it that way. Perhaps some of these agents are trying to do us a favor!
7:42pm • #26
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Eegads, Gwen!  Thanks for the laugh today! :)  I still can't figure out what that first one is supposed to be....
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Jennifer, no doubt the agent meant "moisture intrusion." I have been doing the blooper blog every Friday for several years, so I am starting to speak the language...which scares me a bit :-)
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Gwen, that one hat property sounds like my housing while in college.  Fortunately, we didn't have any hot wires near the property, but then again, we didn't have any hot babes either.  Sad, but true.  
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Mike. you must have attended a monastery. Oh, wait a minute...for a second there, I forgot to whom I was speaking. ;-)
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