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Sex...Now That I Have Your Attention..

By
Managing Real Estate Broker with arrivva, inc. CABre#0157615 NMLS#133975

WARNING- Ok, here's one of those non-traditional real estate blog posts that upper management at one of the biggies with a single bright color would have their blackberries go over-ripe.

 

Enjoy.

 

I want to know secretly how many buyers actually look through houses they want to buy and think about sex?

 

Where do the people that live here know do it?  Is the bed set up that way for something kinky?

 

Wow, that shower can fit a lot of people!

 

How am I going to set this up so the light doesn't hit us while we're schmooching all night.

 

Now, out of the bedroom.  Have you measured how high the kitchen cabinets are compared to her height?  Where is the sofa going to go and what should I cover it with?

 

Wow, the questions keep coming.  The last and most important will be, is my/our sex life be better in one place rather than another?

 

Yes, as an agent that has had sex in different houses, I can help.  We can talk about lighting, layout, privacy or lack of it.  Get the picture.

 

Call me.  Let's do house sex!

Posted by

Fred Glick

CEO, Broker/Owner, Multi-state Licensed Real Estate Brokerage U S Spaces, Inc./Arrivva
CEO, NMLS Certified Mortgage Brokerage U S Loans Mortgage, Inc. NMLS 51022/133975

215.238.9400 East Coast
310.741.7169 West Coast
http://fredglick.com

Licensed Real Estate Broker PA- U S Spaces, Inc. 2158298850, CA Dept of Real Estate BRE#01507615 , NJ Licensed Real Estate Salesperson