Funny Fridays, You Gotta Love Him

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A friend emailed this to me and I thought it was cute...

You gotta love him!


Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully.
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where the in hell do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a damn cat !
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Toni Weidman
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very cute, Kristin. He's one of the 84.2 million cat owners.

Aug 10, 2012 06:52 AM #1
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Malcolm Johnston
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Smart kid, thanks for my Friday morning chuckle Kristin.

Aug 10, 2012 06:56 AM #2
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LOL, thanks Toni!

Malcolm, you bet!

Aug 10, 2012 07:01 AM #3
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Oh that was a good one Kristian, thank you for the laugh.

Aug 10, 2012 07:03 AM #4
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha County Realtor 414-254-6647
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A laugh is a good thing Captain Wayne :-)

Aug 10, 2012 07:04 AM #5
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Will Hamm
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Good Morning Kristin,  Now that is a great way to start the day.  I will pass this one on to my teachers friends.

Aug 10, 2012 07:33 AM #6
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Peter Matyko
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Gotta love little Johnny.  There is always another side to each story

Aug 10, 2012 07:42 AM #7
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David Grbich
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Great way to start the day - Johnny is smarter than his teacher! Regards Dave

Aug 10, 2012 07:55 AM #8
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Cindy Edwards
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Hi Kristin,

I haven't stopped by for awhile, been crazy busy and not able to jump on.  Hope all is well with you.  Very cute joke.

Aug 10, 2012 08:31 AM #9
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You bet Will!

There sure is Peter :-)

David, he hee!

Cindy, glad to hear you are busy too :-)

Aug 10, 2012 08:51 AM #10
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Kristin, I like it!  Thanks for the chuckle this morning!

Aug 10, 2012 10:30 AM #11
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I am glad you chuckled Tony!

Aug 10, 2012 11:00 AM #12
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Sharon Lee
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Kristin-Johnny is not as dumb as the teacher thought he was. Cute post. How is your kitty doing?

Aug 10, 2012 02:10 PM #13
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Thanks Sharon....She is so so...still not herself...not eating alot...thanks for asking!

Aug 10, 2012 02:26 PM #14
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Kris

That actually is pretty funny. Nice seeing you the other day

Aug 10, 2012 04:27 PM #15
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It was nice seeing you guys too Tom!

Aug 11, 2012 07:39 AM #16
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Now there is a child that can count.  Sign him up for economics 101

Aug 13, 2012 05:37 PM #17
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William, good one!

Aug 14, 2012 06:35 AM #18
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Thanks Kristin, that brought a few laughs to the room here.

Have a great day!

Aug 23, 2012 08:02 PM #19
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Glad to hear that Bob...you are welcome!

Aug 24, 2012 05:24 AM #20
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