It’s Blooper Day – welcome back, friends. Have you ever wondered what some of the wacky MLS descriptions mean? Well, when you see the nonsensical remarks some agents have typed into the MLS without spell checking, you might spit out your coffee - so be forewarned. As always, thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles for her quick eye… and even quicker wit.
“Clean limes throughout” – (I love the smell of tequila shooters in the morning...)
“Don’t wait too must list” (Said Bubba to his reflection in the commode when he heard “Last call.”)
“Open hose with cheese and wine” (Sign in a window in a high-end hooker district.)
“New website and blo” (That explains the white powder all over your desktop.)
“Send daft letter with clients quals” (Send daft agent to corner with Dunce hat.)
Okay, so you don’t think!
“Three bedroom, one badroom” (Obviously the home of Christian Grey...)
“First peeview Sunday” (If I wanted a peeview, I’d hang out at Aunt Bea’s nursing home.)
“Not intend to solicot agents clients who hav agent” (Wow – for a minute there I was worried about such saavy competition.)
“Call for privates showing” (Rep. Anthony Weiner’s ad for his new business: Dangle-n-Dial.)
I Get It – You’re Brain Dead…
“State of the ark” (I'll tell you what state the ark is in - Noah is knee-deep in animal s_ _t by now.)
"Open house with launch” (You must give Noah credit - he keeps trying.)
“We change daily” (Who knew multiple personalities could be a selling point?)
“Healthy salt hair” (The only healthy salt is around the rim of a margarita.)
“Get a bang for a buck” (I see Heidi Fleiss gave you her business card.)
“Thurs – Semenar on loan packages” (I’m not quite sure what you’re implying, but my loan officer just smiled and lit up a cigarette…)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and Sell! For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.
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