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Even On Vacation I Am Doing Inspections - I Can't Help It!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Yesterday I returned from my annual 3 day vacation.  We go to the water and I merely float all day amid crashing waves.  Far enough out to not get crashed, but to excite the lifeguard, I do absolutely nothing but think.

We stay at a little boutique hotel, family run, with a kitchenette and a door and patio to the beach.  We have to reserve it well in advance.

One other thing I do while there is talk with people.  I talk to everybody.  I speak with the employees.  I speak with the owners.  And I find out stuff.

Sometimes I have advice.  For instance, I asked the cleaning staff what the worst part of their job is.  It was always cleaning the back splashes to the sinks and wall grout in the showers.  I have asked the owner what the most frequent repairs they have to make are.  It was the bath sinks overflowing when the pop up drains don't work well.  Hearing that I told him the other part of that problem having sinks without overflow holes built in.  He said he did not know they made such a sink! 

I suggested some solutions to what the cleaning lady and he had to say.  Granite counter tops, sinks without pop up drains and overflow holes, and large shower tiles that are easy to clean.

This year I noticed the bathroom sinks had changed!

First, there are granite counter tops!

No more cleaning the goop!

There are no pop up drains that renters could break and clog!

And an overflow drain!  That's a couple of problems solved!

And large shower tiles!

Okay, they are cheap floor tiles, but large nonetheless!

Certainly, one thing you can't suggest is the contractor!

I noticed that they put the new tile over the old!

They started at the outside edge and worked toward the corner with the tiles.

And then from the corner working toward the other corner.  In the end, that technique didn't look too bad, but the tiles are not centered.

And completely buried the shower tubing behind the tile.

Unfortunately not only that, but they used the improper tile at the edge.

On this edge it would be a more finished (and professional) look to see a bull-nose, or rounded, edge.

Then they filled the gap at the edge with caulking.

Not terribly pretty!

And not very professional.

But at least their previous problems seem solved, at least for now!

Hey, a home inspector who is not one on vacation may not be a home inspector after all!

I drive through neighborhoods and look at houses.

I stay in hotels and have a look around.  When we had an AR Camp in Atlantic City I even found a roof leak over the conference room where the meetings were held!  My thermal camera said it was active!

Vacation is time to sharpen the saw and I guess I do, but in a different way!

 

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comments(31)

Pete Xavier
Investments to Luxury - Pacific Palisades, CA
Outstanding Agent Referrals-Nationwide

Jay,

It's in your blood.

I guess I was a proctologist in a past life...

That's a whole nother story!

Aug 10, 2012 09:43 PM
Fernando Herboso - Associate Broker MD, & VA
Maxus Realty Group of Samson Properties - Clarksburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

You guys need some serious courses in relaxation. . .  I'll be in Cancun soon .. and the only short sales I'll be thinking about is my margaritas that weren't  filled to the top!

Aug 10, 2012 09:44 PM
Kenneth Cole
Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, Appleseedhomes.com... - Staten Island, NY
NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson

Good morning Jay;  Thanks to you I'm starting to do the same thing.

Aug 10, 2012 09:45 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I guess so Pete!  Which I also guess makes me a professional.  And, like that Seinfeld episode, you probably have some stories!

Fernando - you will be looking at real estate, for sure!  By the way, all the way to the point at the Club Med is the best place to snorkel.  The TRULY best place to snorkel is to the south at a place called Akumal.  Fantastic!

Aug 10, 2012 09:47 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Ken - you inspect the hotel rooms?   ;>)

I always talk with people.  That is one of the best thing about going away.  I even talk with people while I'm a piece of flotsam in the ocean!

Aug 10, 2012 09:48 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

This self employment business travels with you....never to be left at home !

Aug 10, 2012 09:50 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I agree S&D.  I do what I do because I really enjoy it.  If I could do it for free, I would.

Aug 10, 2012 09:59 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Jay it's in your blood you just can't escape it.  One of these days you will calm down and not have the eye of the inspector nah won't happen

Aug 10, 2012 10:37 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Too true James.  I doubt I will ever change.

Aug 10, 2012 10:49 PM
Reuben Saltzman
Structure Tech Home Inspections - Minneapolis, MN
Delivering the Unbiased Truth.

Bullnose tiles are expensive, Jay!  I'll bet your family tells you to take a break once in a while.

Aug 10, 2012 10:51 PM
James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
Connecticut Home Inspector

One can not escape their passion. I admittedly do the same. 

Aug 10, 2012 10:53 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Reubs - ha!  My youngest hates driving through neighborhoods with me.  I critique every house we pass!

Jim - for sure!  So does Reuben!  Wee caynt hep it.

Aug 10, 2012 11:10 PM
Tom Bailey
Margaret Rudd & Associates Inc. - Oak Island, NC

jay, I know the feeling. when I go on vacation I pick up real estate books, check the real estate section of the paper, and ride and look at for sale property. I can not get my days as a Mack Truck dealer out. I still checkout trucks up and down the road. Almost every time I see one one parked to unload I have to talk to the driver about his unit.

Aug 11, 2012 01:06 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Tom - some things stick forever!  And a tiger cannot change his stripes either...

Aug 11, 2012 01:12 AM
Richard Iarossi
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Crofton, MD
Crofton MD Real Estate, Annapolis MD Real Estate

Jay,

I don't know whether this is one of the funniest posts I've read, or the saddest. When are we ever going to get to the point of doing nothing. Oh wait...I think I know that answer.

Rich

Aug 11, 2012 01:50 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

You can't say you don't love what you do when you do it while on vacation.  You crack me up.

Aug 11, 2012 04:24 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Rich - well, they did the right thing.  Got the wrong guy to do it, but did the right thing!

Chris Ann - it is a sad commentary or a great compliment!  Figure that smell out?

Aug 11, 2012 07:11 AM
William Johnson
Retired - La Jolla, CA
Retired
Hi Jay, Homemade repairs sure do take a toll on the value of a property. Too many inexperienced homeowners and handy men do these things without considering the damage they are doing. I have seen so much of this kind of stuff over the years in my career and as far as i can remember, only a negative value can be ascribed to these repairs or so called upgrades.
Aug 11, 2012 11:24 AM
Margaret Rome Baltimore 410-530-2400
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Pikesville, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

Loving what you do is not work.

Sounds like this is your kind of get-a-way. Keep having fun.

Margaret

Aug 11, 2012 01:37 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

It probably does create a negative value William. In this case, if they have to get to that shower plumbing it will be more difficult!

Margaret - I like to go to the beach and be a lump for a while.  But not a long while!

Aug 11, 2012 08:49 PM