A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.

 

She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.

 

The sitter said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."

 

The woman looked around and found on the ground an old rusty coat hanger.

 

Then she said, " Lord, I don't know how to use this."

 

So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old beat up car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing bikertattoos and a skull rag on his head.

 

The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?"

 

The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She told him about her sick daughter.

 

"Sure," he and walked over to the car window. In less than a minute the car was unlocked.

 

The woman hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You so much! You are a very nice man."

 

The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."

 

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a professional!"

 

 

It's Monday, Smile!  Make it a great week!





 
  

     
 
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13 Comments on You'll Always Get What You Need! (humor)

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Thanks Laura, nothing like a good laugh to start a Monday morning!
4:09am • #1
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Thanks for the chuckle.
4:10am • #2
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LOL.... Now I have the Rolling Stones going through my head!  "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find.... you get what you need"

Have a great day Laura!
4:11am • #3
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Good morning, Laura.... thanks for the laugh....that was a good one....
4:19am • #4
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Laura - thanks for a beaut joke. Good way to bestow gratitude so early in the week
4:20am • #5
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Good morning, Laura. Thanks for the great laugh this Monday morning.  This should start my week off right.
4:22am • #6
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Laura, cute...but actually hoping I don't need the assistance of a "professional" today!
8:32am • #7
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Nothing like a good joke on a Monday Laura! Thanks for the laugh and have a great week!
9:24am • #8
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Laura, that is a good joke to start the week out with!  Have a great Monday!
9:59am • #9
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I look forward to Monday's not because of the workload, but because of the humor that AR always brings. Nice one.
10:24am • #10
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LOL....That is the way to look at the bright side of life.  Thanks for the chuckle
4:40pm • #11
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LOL, I didn't see that coming. Thanks for the joke!
7:09pm • #12
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Laura -- that is the way we should all look at life -- looking for the best in everything and everybody.  He was indeed a professional.
12:50pm • #13


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