Living in the South is wonderful. This adds a bit of humor tonight!
How to Install a Southern Home Security System
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines
4. Leave a note on your door that reads...
Bubba,
"Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Don't mess with the pit bulls.
They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back."
Living in the Raleigh NC area isn't quite like this...
Check out this post about "Rules" about this area. They still hold true!
Call Nellie with any questions about real estate in the area.
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