| Cool One Liners |
If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.
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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos
Shannon, Thanks for a funny post. It is overcast here and this is a good laugh !
Jan 17, 2008 03:53 AM
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector
Thanks for sharing Shannon---here are a couple of my favorites:
"It is easier to change direction than it is to forget where one has been."
"Some things aren't meant to be any easier than they are."
Jan 17, 2008 04:00 AM
FM Properties - Idaho Falls, ID
Real Estate Investor/Financier
Thanks for the post Shannon! I really think the "Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out" quote is very good. "If you don't stand for something then you will fall for anything" (Wasn't that Lincoln?)
Jan 17, 2008 04:03 AM
Bayside Escrow, Inc. - Santa Ana, CA
Jeff,
Weel, I didn't write them, but I am sure someone will think it's a good one!! lol I am more liberal and in agreement with the one you said ( I think it was Lincoln), but I like to appeal to all, not one.
:)
Jan 17, 2008 04:15 AM
Coldwell Banker United, Realtor - The Woodlands, TX
Real Estate At Its Finest!!!
INC Financial - Bartlett, IL
Now I like theses. Some I have heard before others are new. Thanks for sharing.
Jan 17, 2008 06:53 AM
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