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Some Cowboy Humor.

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

It is Friday and a long weekend.  Have a laugh and then a safe weekend.  Your families depend on that.

 

The old cow hand was breaking in the new kid.    The kid was smart but not as smart as he thought he was as he kept giving the old Master tips that the old cow hand know would not work.

It was a hot day and as it is around animals, the fly's were buzzing.  The kid cussed at one of the and the old man said...

"That there is a circle fly!"

Annoyed the kid replied...."What the Hell is a circle fly?" as he swatted at another one.

"Well, that's the kind of fly that fly's around a horses Ass."

The kid stopped for a second...'Wait a minute, are you calling me a horses Ass?"

"Oh No,not me." Said the old cow hand...'But you can't fool those circle fly's!"

Comments (14)

David Popoff
DMK Real Estate - Darien, CT
Realtor®,SRS, Green ~ Fairfield County, Ct

Always good for a laugh, Happy Labor Day weekend, cheers.

Aug 31, 2012 06:41 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Bill, and I have just the person in mind to use that on if ever circumstances and my friend collide.

Aug 31, 2012 06:59 AM
Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN
Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

That was a new one...and I will end up using it, too....I hope.

Aug 31, 2012 08:04 AM
Mel Ahrens, MBA, Kelly Right Real Estate
Kelly Right Real Estate - Hood River, OR
Customized Choices for your Real Estate Needs

Ha, ha, ha... good one! Thanks for the much needed chuckle today!

Gretchen

Aug 31, 2012 08:32 AM
Brian Kuhns
Coldwell Banker Roth Wehrly Graber - Fort Wayne, IN
Fort Wayne Real Estate by Brian Kuhns

Happy Friday chuckle Bill, thanks for the laugh. I know just the person to share this with!

Aug 31, 2012 08:54 AM
Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

Well, living in Texas I believe we have a few of those "circle flies"! 

Aug 31, 2012 08:56 AM
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Bill, thanks for the chuckle this evening, love it! I might be able to use that one myself.... just sayin...

Have a fantastic holiday weekend!

Aug 31, 2012 11:00 AM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Bill...

Sometimes they just need to be told. Have a great holiday weekend my friend.

Aug 31, 2012 11:46 AM
Ken Brandon
Coldwell Banker Sea Coast Advantage (Jacksonville, NC) - Jacksonville, NC
Camp Lejeune, Jacksonville, NC

We are planning a cookout tomorrow and I am hoping I see a fly around a particular guest!

Aug 31, 2012 01:21 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill , my favorite cowboy joke involves a young cowboy and a young cow-gal...a bit of "roping" and a hay loft, maybe I'll save it for another time.

Aug 31, 2012 11:00 PM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Good to know the kid was smart enough to figure out he was being insulted.

Sep 02, 2012 05:36 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL...Bill, in the rural areas that works very well.  I had heard this before many years ago.  Brought back a few good memories.

Sep 03, 2012 01:44 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Bill, that is a classic farm hand joke.  I have heard it many times in context.

Sep 04, 2012 07:06 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I believe in the above sign completely.  That is how many of us learn the best.

Sep 07, 2012 04:35 AM