Hi All,
Everyone knows that Short Sales and Foreclosures are on the rise. This is not news. And everyone has heard about how predatory lending practices and option A.R.M.s are to blame. While I am sure that these have indeed all been involved in this mess, that is not the whole story. But, fear not... I think I have found the real culprit...the true power behind this particular throne... The Big Screen TV. Oh, you doubt me do you? Well, allow me to demonstrate how I arrived at this hypothosis.
I have noticed that almost every home I have entered which is in this situation seems to have a shiny new 40 inch or larger screen in residence. It is usually prominently featured somewhere near the top-of-the-line computer system, within eyeline of the fifth wheel, that is next to the boat or just to the left of the ATV. Coincidence? I think not. I am firmly convinced that these seemingly benign pieces of electronic wizardry are actually pawns in a sinister plot to divest hardworking folks, through no fault of their own, of their greatest asset.
Perhaps if there was something that prevented them from being seduced by the allure of the great glowing screen. Some internal monitor... some small voice... some common... sense, if you will, to protect them from this plasma filled predator, this entire "thing" could have been avoided.
Sure, there are some folks out there who have been placed in their prediciment by Fates Fickle Fancy, and I have met a few, but most of the ones that I have encountered rushed headlong into the fray clutching their deed in one hand and the remote in the other.
Their desire to see Billy Mays in Cinemascope overcame their need to live indoors. It's not that they treated their home like a giant ATM which spewed forth cash like Old Faithful sends forth water, or that their grasp of the difference between "can" and "should" was sketchy, oh no... its those dadgum TV's!
So, what to do? How can we start to solve this problem? And what steps can we take keep ourselves safe from the media menace? Well I'll tell ya... First we shoot all the Lawyers... Oops, sorry that was Mark Twain's advice on how to improve the country... First we offer guidance on how to tell the difference between money "spent" and "lost". "Spent" happens when they give you nice shiny toys for your sheckles and lost is when you get bupkis for your cash.
Next we work on the definition of "hardship". Hardship is what occurs when someone is downsized, divorced or dies. It is not when Howard's was having a sale and you just couldn't resist. And lastly, perhaps a little time spent reviewing some basic math principles might be worthwhile as well, for instance 1 + 1 = 2 and no matter how hard you try you can't subtract five from it and not end up negative.
Sure, there may be a few other factors weighing into the equation, but I am firmly convinced that none are quite the terror, half the threat or a quarter of the cause as Big Screen TV's. So, while it may be too late for some, I shall sound the alarm loud and long to try to help others...
Shun that Sony Siren song, hold fast that HD Hydra, resist that RCA Raptor, reclaim your rabbit ears foil flags and all, and maybe, just maybe if you dodge that Big Screen bullet while you won't be able to see a speck on the back of a fly in "This Old House", perhaps you will be able to stay living in yours a little while longer.
Take care all, help lots of people and have a wonderful day!
Tisza
Big screen tvs AND tanning beds in the home appear to cause short sale syndrome, IMHO. :) Glad to see you again!